Re: Did you know...
I fucking hate chocolate chip oatmeal cookies, because they disguise themselves as regular chocolate chip cookies and trick you into eating them. Fuck those tricky bastards. Also, when you ask for regular chocolate chips cookies, the fucktards who made the chocolate chip oatmeal cookies always think what they made is close enough. Fuck you and your close enough! How about if I drive you to new orleans and drop your ass off on the bridge over henderson swamp. That's close enough, right? Sometimes close aint close enough.
But lets not speak of oatmeal raisin cookies. Those fuckers masquerade as chocolate chip cookies too and aren't even the least bit edible. Whoever first penned the recipe for those nasty bits hell should be hung from a mexican kids tree.
-h
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