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09-09-2008, 06:02 PM
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I BE PREZ-O-DENT
Character: Morara
Guild: Guild of Guildiness +5
Server: Oobag
Posts: 5,634
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End of the world
Tomorrow morning, at 11AM in France (3AM here in New York) they are starting up the Large Hadron Collider, which is the world's largest atom collider in history. Nobody is really quite sure what exactly is going to happen when they fire it up, but there are some people in the science community who believe that a collider this big could start a black hole, or even start a chain reaction that tears apart the very fabric of the universe...
...that's where you come in. If the world ends tonight, I want to go out in style. I want you to fire up my Large Hard-on Collider, and I'd like to use it to create a black hole of my own. I would like to find someone to fuck like crazy until space and time rupture around us at the height of our mutual orgasms. I want to bone you so hard that I tear apart the fabric of YOUR universe.
I'm very serious about this, and if you are as well, please send me an e-mail (we can wear a condom in case I am wrong)
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09-09-2008, 06:08 PM
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"Hell hath no fury..."
Character: RIP Girls...
Server: Fuck EQ2, I already quit.
Posts: 3,566
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Re: End of the world
Sold!
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Roll the dice, see if I'm getting drunk!
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Originally Posted by Deson
...even I didn't expect so much fail. It really hurts my mind to think this volume of fuckup wasn't actually intentional.
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09-09-2008, 06:11 PM
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And this time, Don't Suck!
Character: Tool
Guild: Bloodlines of the Fallen
Server: Mistmoore
Posts: 2,956
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Re: End of the world
You eWhore! I thought you and me were gunna be an item.
-h
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Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer.
Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.
Amen
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09-09-2008, 06:15 PM
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"Hell hath no fury..."
Character: RIP Girls...
Server: Fuck EQ2, I already quit.
Posts: 3,566
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Re: End of the world
LOL, sorry, it's just one of those days.
I would say there was plenty of me to go around, but that just wouldn't sound right.
Actually, I'm just teasing you all. I'm holding out for Deson, or maybe Otis.
=)
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Roll the dice, see if I'm getting drunk!
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Originally Posted by Deson
...even I didn't expect so much fail. It really hurts my mind to think this volume of fuckup wasn't actually intentional.
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09-09-2008, 06:25 PM
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And this time, Don't Suck!
Character: Tool
Guild: Bloodlines of the Fallen
Server: Mistmoore
Posts: 2,956
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Re: End of the world
They're both gay. You need to hold out for me.
Whats your address again?
-h
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Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer.
Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.
Amen
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09-09-2008, 06:27 PM
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Character: Itoock
Guild: Dissolution
Server: Zangarmarsh
Posts: 1,621
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Re: End of the world
Every girl knows country men fuck the best so why should they settle for yall :P
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The Tater is retired, but this sig owns so ill keep it!
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09-09-2008, 06:35 PM
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"Hell hath no fury..."
Character: RIP Girls...
Server: Fuck EQ2, I already quit.
Posts: 3,566
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Re: End of the world
Damn Took, that's kinda hot!
Can we go fishin in the mornin if the world doesn't end?
(either way, I die happy. Packers and Favre won their openers!)
<3
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Roll the dice, see if I'm getting drunk!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deson
...even I didn't expect so much fail. It really hurts my mind to think this volume of fuckup wasn't actually intentional.
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09-09-2008, 07:00 PM
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L337 Poster
Character: Deson
Guild: Unbound
Server: Lucan
Posts: 1,471
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Re: End of the world
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Originally Posted by Ily
LOL, sorry, it's just one of those days.
I would say there was plenty of me to go around, but that just wouldn't sound right.
Actually, I'm just teasing you all. I'm holding out for Deson, or maybe Otis.
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I'm betting I'm closer than Otis!
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Originally Posted by Ily
Damn Took, that's kinda hot!
Can we go fishin in the mornin if the world doesn't end?
(either way, I die happy. Packers and Favre won their openers!)
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I don't fish but I can do some diving if the world is still around.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LFG
I used my best efforts to try and be supportive of SOE and did everything in my power to try and keep things professional and courteous between SOE and it's players... I will not stand back and be blamed for the incompetence of SOE management.
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Originally Posted by Locke
I need to stop visiting this site, but I need my seasonal dose of spectating trainwrecks.
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09-09-2008, 07:02 PM
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Done and Done.
Character: Laodaron/Marll
Guild: Whatever Calbiyum makes up
Server: Dark Crag
Posts: 6,985
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Re: End of the world
I hope this isn't the last day. I have a toothache, just found out it needs a root canal, and I got the call that my bike won't be done for about 2 weeks, but I leave in 20 days. This would be a gay day to have end the world on.
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09-09-2008, 07:03 PM
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Character: Itoock
Guild: Dissolution
Server: Zangarmarsh
Posts: 1,621
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Re: End of the world
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ily
Damn Took, that's kinda hot!
Can we go fishin in the mornin if the world doesn't end?
(either way, I die happy. Packers and Favre won their openers!)
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I will get the bait, you get the beer!
Yea same, Favre had a good game and I can't say anything bad about Rodgers but the Lord knows I was waiting for him to mess up.
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