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Old 09-11-2008, 06:28 AM  
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San Diego student Natalie Dylan is broke as a joke and can’t afford to finance her college education.

Welcome to the club Natalie!

What to do, what to do? Wait tables? Baby-sit? Empower yourself by starting a dorm cleaning business?

Nah, the 22 year-old has decided to auction off her virginity on the Howard Stern Radio show saying, “I don’t have a moral dilemma with it…we live in a capitalist society, why shouldn’t I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?”

The auction will take place on bunnyranch.com, the website for Nevada’s infamous legal brothel, Moonlite Bunny Ranch where her sister currently works.

To prove that she is still a virgin Dylan will undergo a lie detector test and have a gynecological exam.
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Old 09-11-2008, 06:32 AM  
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I'd buy that for a dollar! (sorry saw Running Man Recently)
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Old 09-11-2008, 06:51 AM  
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I'd buy that for a dollar! (sorry saw Running Man Recently)
Thought that was Robcop?

She should just do porn. Better money than what her degree will give her if she's doing this.
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:02 AM  
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Let's pool our money and all have a stab at it!
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:20 AM  
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Let's pool our money and all have a stab at it!
wouldn't that be an unexpected surprise for her?
she thinks she's so smart... we'll show her!
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:26 AM  
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There's no way she's a virgin
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:34 AM  
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cbs13.com - Sac State Grad Selling Her Virginity For Tuition

$250,000!!
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:49 AM  
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wasn't this done before? but by an ugly WoW chick?
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Old 09-11-2008, 10:25 AM  
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Wonder if this will hurt her when she tries to find work... that''d be something to put on your resume lol
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Old 09-11-2008, 10:27 AM  
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I'm gonna sell my anal virginity on eBay.

Takers?
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