Re: Would you hit it?
ROTFLMAO.
To hit or not to hit- That is the question.
Drunk at a bar and unbeknownst to the fact- I would certainly make my move and assuming it passed the three hole test I would have no reason but to try out each orifice while smoking a cigarette and grinning broadly.
This is due to the lack of information given which would make me (the victim) incapable of making a correct and informed choice and would later result in him/her getting another fucking by me as I took her/his ass to court and sued him/her for mental distress or some other trumped up charge with LFG as my attorney (paid for by mixing together chemical cleaners from my local Wal-mart with crushed up gas station speed) and make millions for fucking a pretty hot (chick?) and hooking LFG up with auditory hallucinations for about a week. All in all, a win I would say.
So yeah, I would hit it.
:edit: Wow I just re read this and that shit was mean... I seriously dont mean to make light of the meth thing and that was uncalled for it just fit with the whole story and was not meant as it comes across. I apologize for writing something in a way I didn't mean. I was not intending to be cruel.
Last edited by TJandDanna; 09-22-2008 at 06:08 AM.
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