Celena

A while back, someone posted a site that takes average sentences and turns them into paragraphs of "big words"

I know I am not explaining clearly, but some of you may recall the posts I am referring to. I cant find the things now.

basically, a sentence is changed by using a thesaurus that takes even simple words and uses big, complicated ones.

can anyone help me locate a site that does this? I am trying to pull a stunt on a friend and this would help a lot.

thanx!!

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Daedalus

Try googling rant generator.

Celena

DING!!! Thanx much

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Cleverascouldbe

Go by a fucking thesaurus!

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Meta

Hmm a spelling mistake when calling someone out for slacking/poor English. Poor form.

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Celena

Not only that, but he didn't get my point in the least. I was looking to create one of those huge big long sentences that looks all complicated but says something simple, like "I like pie".

I knew something to generate said nonsense existed, just could not locate it.

Anyway, with the suggestion to google "rant generator", I found what I needed and the prank was pulled. friend spit his beer on keyboard laughing once he figured it out.

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Syrah

I kept my silence when EQ2flames announced it wanted to nail people to trees. I did nothing when it tried to perpetuate myths that glorify communism. But its latest double standards are the straw that breaks the camel's back. In the rest of this letter, I will use history and science (in the Hegelian sense) to prove that I am rather disturbed by its internecine attitude that we should love things and use people instead of the other way around. Let me leave you with one last thought: According to EQ2flames's logic, it would be beneficial for the most lackluster dolts you'll ever see to advocate fatalistic acceptance of a fatuitous, egocentric new world order.

TJandDanna

Syrah, will you marry me? Danna wont mind as we can all live in the grandeur of polygamy and together can fight the new world order, S.O.E. and people who nail other people to trees (thats very mean).... Oh, and can you talk using those big words in- Never mind.

Daedalus

Unless you want to accumulate a long list of examples of Syrah's acts of corruption and depredation, this letter may become a bit monotonous. However, I honestly do hope you read it all the way through because Syrah is notorious for trying to rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings. The following text regards my complaints of recent days against her and her subtle but duplicitous attempts to use organized violence to suppress opposition. Does anyone believe her claim that the world is crying out to labor beneath her firm but benevolent heel? Come on, anyone? Like I thought, the next time Syrah decides to crush any semblance of opposition to her soulless fulminations, she should think to herself, cui bono? -- who benefits? At this point, our task is to take up the mantle and express our concerns about Syrah's temperamental beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments). Your support can help greatly with this task, this crucial task, at which we must not fail.

Raiki

Pure. Gold.

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