LFG

I read somewhere that the amount spent annually world wide on penis enlargement hoaxes exceeds the gross national product of Jamaica.

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Laodaron

Who don't want a bigger Johnson?

Illuminator

Why are you trying to get a bigger Johnson when the holy grail is a tighter snapper?

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Laodaron

BECAUSE then you can leave your mark on that tight snapper and "waller" it out, making it useless to all other men. Its a primal contest. When I want it, I don't want no other men wanting it. That is until I'm bored with it, and then its fair game, and that boredom usually happens really quickly.

Savanja

Hrm. I don't really know a whole lot of chicks that worry bout having tighter junk. Perhaps a totally untapped market? *ponders the production of woohoo cream*

If you see new spam ads that read "Your boyfriend wishes that you had a tighter twat!" or "Your man is disappointed in your vagina grippage." then you'll know who it came from.

Bruised

That's funny, since Jamaican males have the least amount of need for penis enlargement pills.

Welcome to Jamaica, Mon!

Tindomerel

I know this was sometime ago but crybabies always makes me laugh when they're getting treated like they treat others.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/12...s_junk_mailed/

I specially like this part "They've signed me up for every advertising campaign and mailing list there is. These people are out of their minds. They're harassing me."

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Laodaron

I bet you could use Preparation H to fix that problem.

Illuminator

Savanja may want to read this.

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Kimzar

Man that's just sick.. why the fuck must everybody change everything in the world. cant people just learn to be happy whit Who they are

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