Don't snort and drive?

Niber · 06-26-2007, 05:50 PM

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Monday, June 25, 2007

It may look like the latest aliens to land on our planet have been drinking and driving, but these bizarre patterns, discovered in a corn field in Holland, have a much more mundane explanation.

They were made by a drug user who was attempting to escape from police in his father's car. The man had been using cocaine.

Four police cars were damaged in a desperate attempt to prevent the crazed driver from reaching public roads, but they could not save the crop from irrepairable damage.

In the end, the man was captured when he crashed the car into a ditch.

Jonny · 06-26-2007, 06:16 PM

That is fucking classic.

Hopefully that image will be hosted for awhile. Gonna show this to a few people.

Nurta · 06-26-2007, 07:56 PM

Awesome caption.

The only thing better than that pic though would be the police video of the chase. I bet that was a riot.

Savanja · 06-26-2007, 10:01 PM

The perp is taking a right down corn row 12! Roger that. I'll cut him off at row 11.

I'm guessing that guy is an idiot without the coke.

Skel · 06-26-2007, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Nurta

Awesome caption.

The only thing better than that pic though would be the police video of the chase. I bet that was a riot.

I would imagine it to be like a clip from benny hill with that rediclious music playing.

Jonny · 06-27-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Skel

I would imagine it to be like a clip from benny hill with that rediclious music playing.

I love that song, but if its playing, everything has to be going in fast forward!

Lamil · 06-27-2007, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonny

I love that song, but if its playing, everything has to be going in fast forward!

The guy was high. Who knows if that's what was playing in his head anyway and it was in fast forward

kaif · 06-30-2007, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Skel

I would imagine it to be like a clip from benny hill with that rediclious music playing.

Runaf use to play that song in vent when we would wipe on raids.

mania · 06-30-2007, 12:59 PM

HAHAH good stuff right there.

Nurta · 06-30-2007, 08:54 PM

I bet John Stamos was the driver!