Your Fansite Sucks! - EQ2BattleMage.com

Snark · 07-20-2007, 04:06 PM

LOL, I was pointed to this website by a guildmate and it is a veritable goldmine if laughs.

First of all, they are hosting the recently SOE-Acknowledged event "Most influential mage of all time".

After a significant length of time, the #1 nominee is currently sitting at 32 votes. Any poll on EQ2 Flames about mindless subjects such as dick growth, underwear preference, etc receive a voting total that rivals this audacious poll.

The user currently sitting in the lead is "Kaalia", whos guild is "The Brood of Everfrost". Has anyone actually heard of Kaalia? The Brood of Everfrost? Holy shit! Of course you havent.

My thoughts? If kaalia is the "+*+*+most influential mage of all time+*+*+" maybe they shouldn't be a complete and utter fucking retard about their class.

Take a loot at their gear.

Dragonscale earrings and dragonscale belt... Hmm. I'm not even a mage and I know that the collection quest proc earring and the heritage belt are among the best a mage can choose from, yet this player clearly lacks the intelligence or drive to spend the 1-2 hours gathering these exclusive items.

One wouldn't think they raid at all, but according to this post by another no-name, I was quite wrong in this assumption:

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If you haven't voted for "Kaalia", you haven't been on one of his raids... tankers just scratch their heads and say, "Impossible! no way" and we say, "Way!"

Want a chance at "Fabled Gear" just grab hold of his flowing cloak and be drawn along into areas you would never have ventured into alone.

Kaalia is always looking for a new challenge, a new piece of armor or just an opportunity to prove his tanking abilities. Give him a "grats shout out" when you see him somewhere in the world of Norrath (Everfrost)...Everquesting!

Raiders and Tankers, don't take offense...we know "Mages Rule" and "Tankers Drool"" sending you a "Warm Fuzzy" for those who take the novelty of a Mage tanking to serious...

OOPS, my bad. My guess? If I grab onto Kaalias "flowing cloak" I'll be whisked away to a Laboratory raid full of wipes and upgrades.

Look EQ2Battlemage, if you want to attempt at choosing someone of influence, I'm pretty sure you need to have influence yourself. That begins with not having a completely butt-ugly website, and more than a trite handful of posts (some forums as low as 1).

I appreciate sites going out on a limb and trying to really engage the community, but this is a sad attempt and one you are far under qualified to host.

Bitmap · 07-20-2007, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Snark

LOL, I was pointed to this website by a guildmate and it is a veritable goldmine if laughs.

First of all, they are hosting the recently SOE-Acknowledged event "Most influential mage of all time".

After a significant length of time, the #1 nominee is currently sitting at 32 votes. Any poll on EQ2 Flames about mindless subjects such as dick growth, underwear preference, etc receive a voting total that rivals this audacious poll.

The user currently sitting in the lead is "Kaalia", whos guild is "The Brood of Everfrost". Has anyone actually heard of Kaalia? The Brood of Everfrost? Holy shit! Of course you havent.

My thoughts? If kaalia is the "+*+*+most influential mage of all time+*+*+" maybe they shouldn't be a complete and utter fucking retard about their class.

Take a loot at their gear.

Dragonscale earrings and dragonscale belt... Hmm. I'm not even a mage and I know that the collection quest proc earring and the heritage belt are among the best a mage can choose from, yet this player clearly lacks the intelligence or drive to spend the 1-2 hours gathering these exclusive items.

One wouldn't think they raid at all, but according to this post by another no-name, I was quite wrong in this assumption:

OOPS, my bad. My guess? If I grab onto Kaalias "flowing cloak" I'll be whisked away to a Laboratory raid full of wipes and upgrades.

Look EQ2Battlemage, if you want to attempt at choosing someone of influence, I'm pretty sure you need to have influence yourself. That begins with not having a completely butt-ugly website, and more than a trite handful of posts (some forums as low as 1).

I appreciate sites going out on a limb and trying to really engage the community, but this is a sad attempt and one you are far under qualified to host.

snark, your pen and your wit are as sharp as your little rat teeth...

Ozegool · 07-20-2007, 04:26 PM

I did visit this site last week, to find myself dissappointed.

Eq2battlemage.com I would like a refund of the 10 minutes of my life that I wasted there please. PM for my address. I accept check/cash/paypal.

Rinion · 07-20-2007, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Snark

Has anyone actually heard of Kaalia? The Brood of Everfrost? Holy shit! Of course you havent.

I have.

http://www.eq2flames.com/rate-retard...everfrost.html

while I agreed he should be able to play however he wants. I hardly think his style of play is influential.

Kimzar · 07-20-2007, 04:29 PM

Isn't this the same wizard that believe he can tank better then any tank or am I mixing to retards here.

Cochy · 07-20-2007, 04:36 PM

If Kaalia wins it will be nothing but bad for that site. I am sorry but it would be tragic for this person to be "The most Influential mage of all time." Although I would love to see their EQ2 players interview.

Kaalia: why yes I am a battlemage because I am a fucking moron and am an embaressment to the entire community!

Snark · 07-20-2007, 04:39 PM

But.. But...

Thanks Borr!

Oh, wow. I had no idea this person was so qualified to be a complete and utter retard.

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Originally Posted by Borr

Decided to join one of these wizard-tanking groups, Unrest to be precise to see if the morons would actually let a wizard tank while there is a guard standing right there playing the DPS class...
These are my research results from a fully tank-buffed (Mystic + Warden) wizard ready to take on Unrest:

Oh, I forgot to include the belt, which is the Dragonsscale Sash from Claymore line..

Rinion · 07-20-2007, 04:41 PM

under the wizard poll he only has 6 votes.. where do you see 36?

link please

bah never mind im blind.

why is their a wizard poll and semeingly one for each class then a General mage one?

Faabio · 07-20-2007, 05:34 PM

Why are people so retarded /cringe

winwin · 07-20-2007, 11:01 PM

Look guys... You're totally entitled to your opinions... but instead of bashing a site that is JUST in its infancy, how about giving real constructive criticism? She is just learning how to do all of this. Everybody starts somewhere. Make suggestions to her! This was her first real contest... I think it has major potential.

Being mean simply for the sake of being mean... That's what children do.

And I think highly of most of the people on EQ2Flames - being as such, I would like to see some semblence of maturity.