Big Trouble in Little Patch Notes

RadarX · 05-23-2007, 10:47 AM

GU35 is hitting Live servers today which means Coyote and I went through and...yeah pretty much made fun of them. On the bright side though we didn't mock rangers this time I swear!

"- Players using the metalworking skill will now see sparks fly when their hammer hits the tongs (on most graphics settings).

RadarX: Previously this was only possible by pouring Mountain Dew into your monitor.

Coyote: For that graphically intense, white knuckle tight, on the edge of your seat....tradeskilling.

RadarX: Tradeskilling can be extremely dangerous, those looms can take an arm off. Did you see Denmother when they removed chocolate?

Coyote: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY at the Qeynos METRODOME! WE HAVE PEOPLE WEAVING SHIRTS! COOKIES BY THE DOZEN! You can buy the whole seat, but you'll only need the EEEEDDDGGGE!"

There is plenty more right here.

Sqee · 05-23-2007, 10:59 AM

omg... so.. funny...

no.. really...

LFG · 05-23-2007, 12:24 PM

Dang Sqee, where you been?

Good to see you back.

Snark · 05-23-2007, 01:23 PM

Quote:

-The chance for a chest to drop 2 of the same item has been lowered substantially.

RadarX: Somewhere a raid guild is crying...

Coyote: Unless you've pissed off the Dev's with your negativity and whining. Then the chest is going to drop 50 "leather skullcaps" and the sound of it opening is going to be prerecorded laughter.

RadarX: I've been asking for them to increase the number of Adept 1's in chests like that.

Coyote: High end raid ornate chest dropping an Adept would be like Christmas without my Uncle getting drunk and punching my Grandmother.

:-D

Niber · 05-24-2007, 01:13 AM

Haha, nice one.. I got a few laughs..

Quote:

*** Zones ***

- Players can now reside in the city of Neriak

RadarX: Let the cutting and poetry readings begin!

Coyote: The zone has 17 Hot Topics and 11 Starbucks because NOTHING says "brooding evil" like a Black Spiderman T-shirt and a Mocha Frappichino.

RadarX: To welcome new citizens they'll have a free screening of "Finding Emo" at the theater house.

Coyote: And when you find him he'll cry and cut his gimpy fin.

Lopann · 05-24-2007, 03:41 AM

John Carpenter fan?

Coyote · 05-24-2007, 08:46 AM

Figures that Lopann would comment here

Lopann · 05-24-2007, 10:38 AM

gotta come out of the wingkong exchange sometimes right?