GU 36 - The Game Killer - Page 2

Fetish · 06-26-2007, 10:51 AM

hahahah!! Poor Pallies!

/comfort

Osime · 06-26-2007, 06:42 PM

You sir (Coyote) are one creepy and weird individual.. like that one "strange" uncle you had growing up... oh was that only me? Nevermind. Still creepy, but fuckin hilarious.

TANGARTH · 06-27-2007, 12:09 AM

Funny read, but reading the inquis and illus sections I really really think you need to play with some illusionists that don't have downsyndrome

Thelka · 06-27-2007, 01:50 AM

Oh god, that article had me crying in tears because I was laughing so much.

Coyote · 06-27-2007, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Osime

You sir (Coyote) are one creepy and weird individual.. like that one "strange" uncle you had growing up... oh was that only me? Nevermind. Still creepy, but fuckin hilarious.

Creepy?

*chuckles* Now I have to back and read whatever the hell I wrote.

How bad do I suck? *I* don't even read my crap.

Kuian · 06-27-2007, 11:17 AM

"Paladin - What they are saying: "I can't look. Someone look. They didn't nerf us did they? I mean, what's left? What can they TAKE?!? YOU WANT MY ARMOR YOU BASTARDS! FINE! HERE! JUST LEAVE US ALONE! *sobs* Leave us...alone!" What we hear: The clenching of armor clad butt cheeks everywhere as they slowly read through the nerf notes.
Conclusion: Leave the Pallies alone, they've been through enough haven't they? They just want to play in peace and pretend that they haven't been poopy poked with the sharp end of the nerf stick. Just leave them alone.."

Actually, we now consider it a plus if the word Paladin isn't in any of the patch notes. Cause whatever they change will actually turn out to be a kick to the ballsack no matter how pretty the wrapping is.

"Conclusion: Suck it up Nancy Drew. At least you're not a Paladin. Poor guys."

So need to flame Coyote for that one!

-Liluk Ferox, 70th Paladin of Venekor/Nagafen

MysidiaDrakkenbane · 06-27-2007, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oakmiser

Warden - What they are saying: "Damage increase, damage increase, reuse timer cut in half, ability added..."
What we hear: "I slept with three quarters of the dev team!"
Conclusion: If a single Warden complains about anything, ever, Paladins are allowed to drive to the player's house and punch them in the eye.

Shit wtf did i miss? I don't see any damage ups in the patch? They are even nerfing the melee style crits to 60%

They're making it proc more often, or something. That's great for melee wardens, but not all of us are melee.

Hey, Devs, did you fix the +healing with our HoT effects on our spells? No?

right here.

Kuian · 06-27-2007, 04:21 PM

Poor Pallys...

*hugs himself*

pagansaint · 06-28-2007, 05:06 AM

Ok.

That was the funniest damn thing I've read in atleast two or three weeks.

"
Inquisitor - What they are saying: "They're nerfing my damage output? So I'll just shatter your skull when I punch you, rather than take off your whole head?

What we hear: The sound of a bunch of Illusionists getting swirlies as the Inquisitors take out their rage at getting a nerf.

Conclusion: Going eighty miles an hour, or cruising at seventy - a truck hitting you is still a truck hitting you."

By the way, on that, they put melee crits back at 100% with 8 points into that AA ability, so we have 100% crits and now 52% double attack, not just 20% double attack.

So after GU36 instead of hitting like a cement truck going 80, you're hitting like a 747 thats potentially on fire as an Inquisitor.

Mephiston · 06-28-2007, 08:43 AM

sssssssh man jesus,

he means we got nerfed..../nod