GU 36 - The Game Killer

RadarX · 06-15-2007, 08:28 AM

How does it affect your class? Are Rangers getting nerfed? What do the changes to Clerics mean? Coyote examines the recent Test notes and breaks down each class for you.

"Illusionist - What they are saying: Nothing. No one plays this class.

What we hear: The muffled sound of padded slippers stomping on the floor for saying that no one plays an Illusionist.

Conclusion: If someone in robes runs up to you and claims to be an Illusionist, chances are it is just a Wizard trying to be funny."

GU#36 and How it will Affect YOU

Windraa · 06-15-2007, 08:48 AM

"Conclusion: Next GU, when you roll a new Wizard he starts out dead "
LOL!

Mephiston · 06-15-2007, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Inquisitor - What they are saying: "They're nerfing my damage output? So I'll just shatter your skull when I punch you, rather than take off your whole head?

What we hear: The sound of a bunch of Illusionists getting swirlies as the Inquisitors take out their rage at getting a nerf.

Conclusion: Going eighty miles an hour, or cruising at seventy - a truck hitting you is still a truck hitting you.

lets hope this is a boost in a very strange dress

Kaitlin · 06-15-2007, 09:17 AM

Dirge - What they are saying: "We're not getting nerfed? We're getting UPGRADED? FREAKIN' SWEET!"

What we hear: The sound of all of the Troubadours crying.

Conclusion: Dirges are like rock stars to the band geeks that are Troubadours. And we all know what happens at band camp involving flutes and suspicious lip sores.

lol

Madrac · 06-15-2007, 04:36 PM

I think troubs are still punished for being a god when game come out. ;)

Mareth · 06-15-2007, 04:42 PM

Hah, great stuff

Thundaarr · 06-15-2007, 06:35 PM

Paladin - What they are saying: "I can't look. Someone look. They didn't nerf us did they? I mean, what's left? What can they TAKE?!? YOU WANT MY ARMOR YOU BASTARDS! FINE! HERE! JUST LEAVE US ALONE! *sobs* Leave us...alone!"
What we hear: The clenching of armor clad butt cheeks everywhere as they slowly read through the nerf notes.
Conclusion: Leave the Pallies alone, they've been through enough haven't they? They just want to play in peace and pretend that they haven't been poopy poked with the sharp end of the nerf stick. Just leave them alone..

I honestly laughed out loud on that one. It's funny because it's true.

Pink Poodle · 06-15-2007, 06:56 PM

Tower of Stone. Guardians.

I always got hit in the head. ; ;

Oakmiser · 06-15-2007, 07:03 PM

Warden - What they are saying: "Damage increase, damage increase, reuse timer cut in half, ability added..."
What we hear: "I slept with three quarters of the dev team!"
Conclusion: If a single Warden complains about anything, ever, Paladins are allowed to drive to the player's house and punch them in the eye.

Shit wtf did i miss? I don't see any damage ups in the patch? They are even nerfing the melee style crits to 60%

Savanja · 06-16-2007, 01:02 AM

*takes my nipples and stomps off*

I'll never forgive you Coyote...NEVER!