Raising the dead is a serious problem in today's society. Bright young adults are hiding away in their bedrooms, raising the dead for hours on end, unbeknown to their parents. Men, cowering in alleyways, raising the dead under the cover of darkness. Everyday housewives raise the dead while their husbands are at work and their children nap.
Don't be caught up in this seemingly benign act. Visit
Necromancer's Anonymous for help.
Brought to you by Coyote. He lends a hand when your hands are busy, or something like that. I didn't read his whole intro.