So, a brief explanation before I get to the funny part. I logged in this morning and was highly bored, so I started messing around with my LoN cloak to see how tiny I could make myself. Answer: LoN cloak + monkey totem = really really tiny:
So anyway, I'm runnin' around QH, hoppin around, humping people's ankles, walking under their Sol Ro imps, and generally attempting to get un-bored, when inspiration strikes. I'll let the screenshots do the talking.
Ahhh... nothing like sending retards to the furthest reaches of Norrath for no reason.