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Originally Posted by Psychomantis
what's true is that we can't stop that., it make the game more real, is like sellers going to your house sunday morning then wakeing you up just to anoy you.
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I'm suprisingly content to have certain aspects of RL excluded from my choice of entertainment. Childbirth, junk mail, cramps, SUV's with angry soccer mom's at the wheel, screaming children, and telemarketers.
Imagine if we brought more negative real life qualities to the game:
-Your female toon gets bloated and breaks out once a month. Lays around on the floor of her house and refuses to get up and go hack off gorg heads for you.
-your male toon is out of order for about 30 minutes per day, in the bathroom reading a magazine.
-your hot cyber leans in for a juicy slurpy sexy kiss, and has halitosis that'd peel the paint off a boat.
- you come home to your newly decorated apartment to find your 20 pets have helpfully "decorated" too.
- mothers in law
- if you don't eat your food before the expiration date...
Yeah, I'm really not attached to the idea the game has to be "like real life." Sorry. I can live with the fantasy that in Norrath, telemarketers are nonexistant - and if they ever DID exist, they were wiped out in days of yore by an uprising of angry trolls who ate them 1 piece at a time, then hung their skulls from the kitchen ceiling as festive holiday decorations.