LFG

The worst thing I ever did to a telemarketer, back when I could hear, is told one that I'd had sex with his mom last night. When he responded that his mother was deceased, I replied "I know, and it was even better than when she was alive."

Ok, that's horrible, and I'm a bad person for saying it, but I'm pretty sure they put me on the "do not phone" list after that.

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Iyeman

well actually i have tons of fun with them! A few weeks ago some fucking guy called said he was doing a survey on adult magazines asked if I had the time to do it so i told him my dad wasnt home so he asked well how old are you? I said 17 (really 22 lol) he said oh really, what year were you born in. I said 1993 he said oh...how old did you say you were? 17. he said but if you were born in 1993 you cant be 17. I was like yes i am where the hell did you learn math? You drop outta high school you bumb? I said do the fucking math 2006-1993 is fucking 17 dumbass. He was like oh your right im sorry i just get alot of people that i call that tell me that. When he hung up i busted out laughing as I told the story on my vent server lol.

Another time a telemarketer called asked if I was home i said (in a southern accent) nah they hauled his ass away last night for shootin the door to door sellsman. needless to say they promptly disconnected LOL

And thats just some of my stories....

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