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Old 01-04-2007, 05:46 PM  
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Default The Iyeman Method of Plat Farmer annoyance.

Since some dumbass mod decided to lock my thread on SOE im posting it here as well LOL

***BE SURE TO HAVE ANON or ROLEPLAY ON so they cant see where you are.***

Step 1.) Start a friendly conversation with them and offer to buy the master they have been spamming chat channel 60-69 with for the past day 24 hrs a day every 3-5 minutes. Example below:



Step 2.) Talk to them some more and find a nice place to me....try to meet them in TT first. Once they are there stall for as long as possable then move on t step 3. Example Below:



Step 3.) When you think they are getting to impatient then you just tell them this:



Step 4.) tell them to meet you on the Sinking Sands Docks and find someone else to go there and pelt them with snowballs. Mean while continue onto your scheduled Raid putting in BS reasons asto why you arent there yet. Example Below:



Step 5.) You can rinse and repeat steps 3 and 4 until you run out of places to meat or you get tired of it. At this point move on to step 6.

Step 6.) Tell them you only have a fraction of what they wanted. or if you are really evil you can try step 6a.
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Step 6a.) the unorthodox method...You finally meet them on the SS Docks and YOU start the trade by selecting Duel Bet....add the 50plat or whatever they are asking and click accept once the plat farmer has added the master...then wait and kick their butt in a dual and keep both the master and the money and run off laughing at the plat farmer. (havent tried it personally but have heard others have done it.

This is Iyeman's guide to try to get rid of the pesky Plat sellers/farmers we have started doing this on LDL and find it very amusing Perhaps if we as a Game Community step up and try to combat this plague of plat selling then it may go away.

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Old 01-04-2007, 05:54 PM  
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Default Re: The Iyeman Method of Plat Farmer annoyance.

Hahaha - I can see why they locked it, it technically endorses player harassment.

Fortunately, we hate plat farmers.
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Old 01-04-2007, 05:57 PM  
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What if they win?
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Old 01-04-2007, 05:58 PM  
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Default Re: The Iyeman Method of Plat Farmer annoyance.

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What if they win?
The ones on our server all seem to be wearing T1 gear. Don't think it would be possible to lose.

Nice thread btw
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Old 01-04-2007, 06:03 PM  
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Step 6a.) the unorthodox method...You finally meet them on the SS Docks and YOU start the trade by selecting Duel Bet....add the 50plat or whatever they are asking and click accept once the plat farmer has added the master...then wait and kick their butt in a dual and keep both the master and the money and run off laughing at the plat farmer. (havent tried it personally but have heard others have done it.
Haha. Someone in my guild did this once, and the bot won the duel. Poor Tigruz, how do you lose to a bot in treasured gear?
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Old 01-04-2007, 06:22 PM  
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The ones on our server all seem to be wearing T1 gear. Don't think it would be possible to lose.

Nice thread btw
Lol read post below yours I got a pretty good laugh out of it.
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Old 01-04-2007, 06:50 PM  
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Haha. Someone in my guild did this once, and the bot won the duel. Poor Tigruz, how do you lose to a bot in treasured gear?
Always good to carry Oh Shit consumable items, potions, or god miracles just for this scenario.
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Old 01-04-2007, 06:52 PM  
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Default Re: The Iyeman Method of Plat Farmer annoyance.

Man, here i am thinking that i'm an ass.

But then again we all do hate plat farmers, good job though.
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Old 01-04-2007, 07:01 PM  
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Always good to carry Oh Shit consumable items, potions, or god miracles just for this scenario.
Check!

I keep my emergency stuff on a full hotbar, locked and loaded for immediate use. Don't forget the 4k heat dmg potion from HoF, the quested cold based 5 charge AE thing from PoA . . .

Illum, you should make a list lol. I bet a person could put together enough random crap to own someone without even using any class spells.
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Old 01-04-2007, 07:10 PM  
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LOL fucking hilarious :D nice post Iyeman
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