Backstory:
Plat spam. Usually I ignore this stuff, but I've been getting this igamehome spam all the time lately and wanted to act... so after getting a few of these /tells in my GH early this mornign... I /who all leomestar... made a new toon on the noob isle and went to work.
I found that inviting him to group was met with an auto /camp. I did this for about 10 minutes watching his toon log out and log back in a minute later.
Then I sent a /duel invite ... and to my delight his dumb script accepted the duel then tried to /camp. So i attacked, broke the /camp cycle and had fun killing him for about 20 min over and over.
Then bot suddenly came to life and I decided to try and talk to the spammer.
I have logs (trimmed) or screenshots, pick your poison.
http://www.eq2revelations.com/revftp...EQ2_000185.jpg
http://www.eq2revelations.com/revftp...EQ2_000186.jpg
http://www.eq2revelations.com/revftp...EQ2_000187.jpg
http://www.eq2revelations.com/revftp...EQ2_000189.jpg
http://www.eq2revelations.com/revftp...EQ2_000190.jpg
/duel /duel /duel
(1251184166)[Tue Aug 25 02:09:26 2009] You stop fighting.
(1251184166)[Tue Aug 25 02:09:26 2009] Great job! You won the duel!
(1251184166)[Tue Aug 25 02:09:26 2009] Igamehomesux defeated Loemestar in a duel to the death!
(1251184166)[Tue Aug 25 02:09:26 2009] You have killed Loemestar.
(1251184217)[Tue Aug 25 02:10:17 2009] You challenge Loemestar to a duel to the death!
(1251184218)[Tue Aug 25 02:10:18 2009] Loemestar has accepted your invitation to duel!
(1251184224)[Tue Aug 25 02:10:24 2009] \#FF0000The duel has commenced!\#FFFFFF
(1251184252)[Tue Aug 25 02:10:52 2009] You stop fighting.
(1251184252)[Tue Aug 25 02:10:52 2009] Great job! You won the duel!
(1251184252)[Tue Aug 25 02:10:52 2009] Igamehomesux defeated Loemestar in a duel to the death!
(1251184252)[Tue Aug 25 02:10:52 2009] You have killed Loemestar.
(1251184306)[Tue Aug 25 02:11:46 2009] You challenge Loemestar to a duel to the death!
(1251184307)[Tue Aug 25 02:11:47 2009] Loemestar has accepted your invitation to duel!
(1251184312)[Tue Aug 25 02:11:52 2009] You start fighting.
(1251184313)[Tue Aug 25 02:11:53 2009] \#FF0000The duel has commenced!\#FFFFFF
Then suddenly the bot started hitting me back and the lulz ensued!
(1251184383)[Tue Aug 25 02:13:03 2009] You stop fighting.
(1251184383)[Tue Aug 25 02:13:03 2009] Great job! You won the duel!
(1251184383)[Tue Aug 25 02:13:03 2009] Igamehomesux defeated Loemestar in a duel to the death!
(1251184383)[Tue Aug 25 02:13:03 2009] You have killed Loemestar.
(1251184422)[Tue Aug 25 02:13:42 2009]
You say, ":D"
(1251184423)[Tue Aug 25 02:13:43 2009] \aPC -2
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "?"
(1251184424)[Tue Aug 25 02:13:44 2009] \aPC -2
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "?"
(1251184436)[Tue Aug 25 02:13:56 2009]
You tell loemestar, "!"
(1251184449)[Tue Aug 25 02:14:09 2009]
You say, "HI!"
(1251184457)[Tue Aug 25 02:14:17 2009]
You say, "be my friend!?"
(1251184462)[Tue Aug 25 02:14:22 2009] You challenge Loemestar to a duel to the death!
(1251184464)[Tue Aug 25 02:14:24 2009] \aPC -2
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "? "
(1251184467)[Tue Aug 25 02:14:27 2009] Loemestar has declined your invitation to duel.
(1251184513)[Tue Aug 25 02:15:13 2009] \aPC -2
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "plz ,go head "
(1251184514)[Tue Aug 25 02:15:14 2009] \aPC -2
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "plz ,go head "
(1251184515)[Tue Aug 25 02:15:15 2009] \aPC -2
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "yuo should find some one who have the high lev "
(1251184521)[Tue Aug 25 02:15:21 2009] \aPC -2
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "? "
(1251184524)[Tue Aug 25 02:15:24 2009] \aPC -2
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "yuo should find some one who have the high lev "
(1251184527)[Tue Aug 25 02:15:27 2009] \aPC -2
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "plz ,go head "
(1251184540)[Tue Aug 25 02:15:40 2009]
You tell loemestar, "but i like you"
(1251184550)[Tue Aug 25 02:15:50 2009]
You tell loemestar, "be my friend"
/hump macro
(1251184552)[Tue Aug 25 02:15:52 2009] \aPC -2
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "but who are you ? "
(1251184569)[Tue Aug 25 02:16:09 2009] Added friend: Loemestar
(1251184569)[Tue Aug 25 02:16:09 2009] Friend: Loemestar has logged in
(1251184572)[Tue Aug 25 02:16:12 2009] \aPC -2
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "you char name is strange "
(1251184587)[Tue Aug 25 02:16:27 2009]
You tell loemestar, "its awesome :|"
(1251184610)[Tue Aug 25 02:16:50 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "why you have sucn an char name ? may i have the reason ? "
(1251184615)[Tue Aug 25 02:16:55 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "really wanna to know "
(1251184630)[Tue Aug 25 02:17:10 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "you know igamehome ?"
(1251184642)[Tue Aug 25 02:17:22 2009]
You tell loemestar, "i thought you want to be my friend :| you keep sending me tells all night."
(1251184644)[Tue Aug 25 02:17:24 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "every night"
(1251184674)[Tue Aug 25 02:17:54 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "i know igamehome... but ige is cheaper"
(1251184686)[Tue Aug 25 02:18:06 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "oh i see , so you creat an char ,and wanan to kill me haha "
(1251184693)[Tue Aug 25 02:18:13 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "you should go work for them"
(1251184694)[Tue Aug 25 02:18:14 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "really sorry for this "
/hump macro He moves around in a small circle to avoid the cyber rape for about a minute while I follow.
(1251184760)[Tue Aug 25 02:19:20 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "so what can i do for you ?"
(1251184780)[Tue Aug 25 02:19:40 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "delete yourself"
(1251184795)[Tue Aug 25 02:19:55 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "irl imo"
(1251184798)[Tue Aug 25 02:19:58 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "that 's no problems "
(1251184807)[Tue Aug 25 02:20:07 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "cool"
(1251184826)[Tue Aug 25 02:20:26 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "but you know the other char will also send the tell automacail "
(1251184836)[Tue Aug 25 02:20:36 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "so plz forgive us "
(1251184845)[Tue Aug 25 02:20:45 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "im counting on it ^^ "
(1251184873)[Tue Aug 25 02:21:13 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "i'll come make friends with that toon as well :D"
/hump macro
(1251184887)[Tue Aug 25 02:21:27 2009] \aPC 1688403 Igamehomesux:Igamehomesux\/a moans.
(1251184890)[Tue Aug 25 02:21:30 2009] \aPC 1688403 Igamehomesux:Igamehomesux\/a moans.
(1251184901)[Tue Aug 25 02:21:41 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "you mean you will kill me also "
(1251184940)[Tue Aug 25 02:22:20 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "purely speculation"
(1251184955)[Tue Aug 25 02:22:35 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "?"
(1251184959)[Tue Aug 25 02:22:39 2009] \aPC 1696852
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a says, "r"
(1251184987)[Tue Aug 25 02:23:07 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "maybe"
Apparently he's tired from all the humping and runs to the Captain to leave the noob isle.
(1251185003)[Tue Aug 25 02:23:23 2009]
You shout, "OMG DONT LEAVE"
I decide to continue the pursuit.
(1251185053)[Tue Aug 25 02:24:13 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "why you throw chip?" (just google it for the origin)
(1251185150)[Tue Aug 25 02:25:50 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "chip ?"
(1251185166)[Tue Aug 25 02:26:06 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "yes why your throw?"
(1251185178)[Tue Aug 25 02:26:18 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "WHY"
(1251185181)[Tue Aug 25 02:26:21 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "TELL ME"
(1251185224)[Tue Aug 25 02:27:04 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "sorry to yell ... but why you throw?"
(1251185230)[Tue Aug 25 02:27:10 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "i am sorry i am not sure what you mean ? my english is not good "
(1251185288)[Tue Aug 25 02:28:08 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "but you throw chip and not say why"
(1251185296)[Tue Aug 25 02:28:16 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "i am sad "
(1251185306)[Tue Aug 25 02:28:26 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "i must have revenge"
(1251185350)[Tue Aug 25 02:29:10 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "you spoil my honor"
(1251185388)[Tue Aug 25 02:29:48 2009] /who search results:
(1251185388)[Tue Aug 25 02:29:48 2009] ------------------------------------------
(1251185388)[Tue Aug 25 02:29:48 2009] [1 Berserker] Loemestar (Wood Elf) Zone: Qeynos Harbor
(1251185388)[Tue Aug 25 02:29:48 2009] 1 player found
(1251185419)[Tue Aug 25 02:30:19 2009] You have entered Graystone Yard.
(1251185428)[Tue Aug 25 02:30:28 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "i though you wanna to kill me "
(1251185468)[Tue Aug 25 02:31:08 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "i just want to hug :|"
(1251185483)[Tue Aug 25 02:31:23 2009] You have entered Qeynos Harbor.
(1251185498)[Tue Aug 25 02:31:38 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, ":( "
(1251185512)[Tue Aug 25 02:31:52 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "i see this now "
(1251185526)[Tue Aug 25 02:32:06 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "i am really sorry for my bad action "
(1251185558)[Tue Aug 25 02:32:38 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "i am in window wood "
(1251185639)[Tue Aug 25 02:33:59 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "so you throw chip from window wood?"
I head to "window wood"...
(1251185700)[Tue Aug 25 02:35:00 2009] You have entered The Willow Wood.
(1251185714)[Tue Aug 25 02:35:14 2009]
You say, "HI Loemestar"
(1251185719)[Tue Aug 25 02:35:19 2009]
You say, "Hug me"
(1251185722)[Tue Aug 25 02:35:22 2009] Igamehomesux hugs Loemestar.
/hump macro
(1251185735)[Tue Aug 25 02:35:35 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "how to ?"
(1251185761)[Tue Aug 25 02:36:01 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "im keeping my eye on you sir"
(1251185781)[Tue Aug 25 02:36:21 2009] Igamehomesux points at Loemestar.
(1251185788)[Tue Aug 25 02:36:28 2009]
You say, "Chip thrower!"
(1251185962)[Tue Aug 25 02:39:22 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "where are you from that you can throw chips and say "ni" at will to old ladys?"
He begins to /camp
(1251186005)[Tue Aug 25 02:40:05 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "dont leave me!"
(1251186017)[Tue Aug 25 02:40:17 2009] Friend: Loemestar has logged out
(1251186025)[Tue Aug 25 02:40:25 2009] Igamehomesux flexes.
An hour later I get another SPAM /tell from Loemestar on my main, so I promptly /camp to my spam hunter...
this time armed with some mandarian phrases.
(1251189828)[Tue Aug 25 03:43:48 2009]
You say, "nihao!" (Hello)
/stare
(1251189868)[Tue Aug 25 03:44:28 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "wo ai ni" (I love you)
/hump macro
(1251189876)[Tue Aug 25 03:44:36 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "...."
(1251189886)[Tue Aug 25 03:44:46 2009] \aPC 4302120 Igamehomesux:Igamehomesux\/a moans.
(1251189903)[Tue Aug 25 03:45:03 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "but who are you?"
(1251189912)[Tue Aug 25 03:45:12 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "you can speak chinese ?"
(1251189950)[Tue Aug 25 03:45:50 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "bu zhidao"
( don't know/understand)
(1251189958)[Tue Aug 25 03:45:58 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "not much"
(1251189969)[Tue Aug 25 03:46:09 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "o"
(1251189988)[Tue Aug 25 03:46:28 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "have fun ingame ,i need to go "
(1251190002)[Tue Aug 25 03:46:42 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "dont leave me :("
(1251190009)[Tue Aug 25 03:46:49 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "we have so much toghether"
(1251190016)[Tue Aug 25 03:46:56 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, ":( i need to work "
(1251190021)[Tue Aug 25 03:47:01 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "haha "
(1251190031)[Tue Aug 25 03:47:11 2009] You tell Loemestar,
"you have laopo?" (wife)
(1251190045)[Tue Aug 25 03:47:25 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "no"
(1251190052)[Tue Aug 25 03:47:32 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "laogonng ?" (husband)
(1251190058)[Tue Aug 25 03:47:38 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "no "
(1251190066)[Tue Aug 25 03:47:46 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "i be your laogonng ?" (husband)
(1251190087)[Tue Aug 25 03:48:07 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "no , "
(1251190096)[Tue Aug 25 03:48:16 2009]
You tell Loemestar, ":("
(1251190100)[Tue Aug 25 03:48:20 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "i do not like such game cya "
He begins to /camp
(1251190108)[Tue Aug 25 03:48:28 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "you heart breaker"
(1251190120)[Tue Aug 25 03:48:40 2009]
You tell Loemestar, "zaijien"
(Goodbye)
(1251190122)[Tue Aug 25 03:48:42 2009] \aPC -1
Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "cya"
(1251190124)[Tue Aug 25 03:48:44 2009] Friend: Loemestar has logged out
He created a new character but I felt victorious enough to call it quits... for now.
I know its not epic, but I hope this was somewhat lulz-worthy for someone besides myself.
My friend Leomestar
20 2009] \aPC -1 Loemestar:Loemestar\/a tells you, "so what can i do for you ?"
