I love reading the post you guys make about messing with the Plat Sellers and Farmers! Many of the things you guys post about doing I keep in the back of my mind and say ohh I have to do that one day!
The other night a guild member of mine wanted to make a new alt so I joined him on N00bie Island for some fun.. Right before I was about to log I saw Froglok Plat Seller standing at their usual spot right by the arches next to the collection people. I thought to myself humm! I wonder if there is a way to get them to stop spamming and log out!
So I run over and go to duel em.., but this one was smart and had duels turned off. So I was bummed out. I thought man what can I do! Then I said to myself well lets see how he likes this! I grabbed my trusty Sundered Obsidian out of my bag and popped it in the trade window. Leaving the trade window open for a few seconds I thought to myself.. this isnt making an impact. So I rejected the trade.., then did it again. And rinsed and repeated for a few.., and the frog starts to fidget around..
Humm I’m getting to this guy! So I keep it up! Only much faster! Trade, Cancel, Trade Cancel over and over and over. Now the Froglok is backing away from me a tiny bit at a time.. backs himself right into the wall and so I wall em.. standing right infront of him and keep up for a few minutes. And the next thing I know hes camping out! /cheer!
Well., tonight I was doing an ever boring access quest on one of my alts so I thought I would log in my N00bie Island girl for a bit and mess around on her as I waited for respawn. As I’m coming around the corner in the queens colony what to my wondering eyes appears? That’s right! Another Froglok named Skasdlgfhalsdkjglakfsdjla. Well the trade thing worked out so well the night before why not try it again?
This guy didn’t want nothin to do with that! He did his back up dance a little bit then started bolting all around the island! YAYAYA I was winning! But I was having a hard time opening a trade window as he was running. I right clicked on him and noticed I could duel him! AHHH HA! So I stopped chasing him for a minute and made my /duel Sasdklgflasdkgfhjalfhjlaa macro! Then the race was on again! He ran ALL OVER that island and I spamed the living shit outta him with duel request! Hell I didn’t think I would ever have that much fun on the noobie island! I have to admit, watching him get chewed up by 3-4 sharks when he ran into the water to get away from me put a lil smile on my face!
I’m guessing “Cao ni ma de” and “Ni ma de jb” is something nasty about my mother
but what they hey right? He wasn’t sending plat selling tells as he was yelling at me in says!
He logged out! I headed off to be satisfied with my hard work for the day!
I may just keep my lil girl parked right there on the noobie island and next time I get an annoying tell from a plat seller.., log her in for some fun! =)
Behold the power of the Sundered Obsidian!
Just a lil fun!
