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Old 06-20-2007, 07:43 PM  
I dry your mom!
 
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After switching mains to my Necro, I needed to get the final few masters to make the collection complete. One of them is was the nasty lvl 60 Nightshade.
Seeing it was on broker for 100p, but I'm a cheapass, I talked to the farmer to get the price down. While trying my best to do bad english I got the price down to 75p and we agreed on the price. We met in SS and he opened the trade. Thats where it hit me... I wondered if this farmer was stupid enough to still accept a /duelbet. So I added 50p hoping he would decline that. Which he did. He cancelled the trade which gave me the chance to open a duelbet and add 75p to the window as agreed. He added the master and we both accepted. While running away I saw the timer for the duel tick and was patiently waiting for him to 'surrender' from running outof the arena.

After a little wait, I got my money and the master back. Best part was, the funny tells after.

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Old 06-20-2007, 08:02 PM  
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Haha

I gave it 5 stars for making me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair... and for the creation of new internet lingo..

"I dry your mom"

LMAO
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Old 06-21-2007, 12:31 AM  
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"I dry your mom"

FIVE STARS lol.

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Old 06-21-2007, 03:14 AM  
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What'd he do, wash your mom's clothes while she was still wearing them?
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Old 06-21-2007, 03:46 AM  
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:48 AM  
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rofl, that made my day!!
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Old 06-21-2007, 06:52 AM  
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Five stars for sure!
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:21 AM  
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brilliant,brilliant , brilliant........i dry your mum...oh wears my change of underwear...to much laughing
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:45 AM  
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rofl

Thanks for the good laugh on a dull workday
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Old 06-21-2007, 10:24 AM  
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i wanna know how he's going to dry ur mum :D
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