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    Default Openopen - plat farmer moron of Guk

    So there's this typical farmer on Guk, he's level 27, toon created in May, spends all day, every day farming nodes in Sundered Frontier in that river bed south of the panda village.

    Here's his EQ2Players profile: EverQuest II Sentinel's Fate - Massively Multiplayer Role-Playing Game

    603 rares harvested....hmmmm.

    So today I decided to try and talk to him.

    (1276380767)[Sat Jun 12 2347 2010] You tell openopen, "lmao, are you a farmer?"
    (1276380778)[Sat Jun 12 2358 2010] \aPC -1 Openopen:Openopen\/a tells you, "no ,"
    (1276380797)[Sat Jun 12 2317 2010] You tell Openopen, "level 27... harvested 603 rares, i think you might be "
    (1276380887)[Sat Jun 12 2347 2010] Added friend: Openopen
    (1276380887)[Sat Jun 12 2347 2010] Friend: Openopen has logged in
    (1276380959)[Sat Jun 12 2359 2010] You tell Openopen, "so why are you in this zone at level 27?"
    (1276381045)[Sat Jun 12 2325 2010] You tell Openopen, "wouldnt you like to have a real job?"
    (1276381423)[Sat Jun 12 2343 2010] _______ gestures rudely at Openopen!
    (1276381439)[Sat Jun 12 2359 2010] You invite Openopen to group with you.
    (1276381441)[Sat Jun 12 2301 2010] Your invitation has been declined.
    (1276381443)[Sat Jun 12 2303 2010] \aPC 5468875 Openopen:Openopen\/a says, "?"
    (1276381447)[Sat Jun 12 2307 2010] You challenge Openopen to a duel to the death!
    (1276381450)[Sat Jun 12 2310 2010] Openopen has declined your invitation to duel.
    (1276381452)[Sat Jun 12 2312 2010] You challenge Openopen to a duel to the death!
    (1276381455)[Sat Jun 12 2315 2010] Openopen has accepted your invitation to duel!
    (1276381456)[Sat Jun 12 2316 2010] Your duel with Openopen begins in 5 seconds!
    (1276381457)[Sat Jun 12 2317 2010] Your duel with Openopen begins in 4 seconds!
    (1276381458)[Sat Jun 12 2318 2010] You already have an outstanding challenge!
    (1276381459)[Sat Jun 12 2319 2010] Your duel with Openopen begins in 3 seconds!
    (1276381460)[Sat Jun 12 2320 2010] Your duel with Openopen begins in 2 seconds!
    (1276381461)[Sat Jun 12 2321 2010] Your duel with Openopen begins in 1 seconds!
    (1276381462)[Sat Jun 12 2322 2010] Your duel with Openopen begins in 0 seconds!
    (1276381462)[Sat Jun 12 2322 2010] \#FF0000The duel has commenced!\#FFFFFF
    (1276381462)[Sat Jun 12 2322 2010] You start fighting.
    (1276381463)[Sat Jun 12 2323 2010] YOUR Flash of Steel critically hits Openopen for 15342 piercing damage.
    (1276381463)[Sat Jun 12 2323 2010] You stop fighting.
    (1276381463)[Sat Jun 12 2323 2010] Great job! You won the duel!
    (1276381463)[Sat Jun 12 2323 2010] _______ defeated Openopen in a duel to the death!
    (1276381463)[Sat Jun 12 2323 2010] You have killed Openopen.

    THEN i remebered something amusing I had read on here ages ago about getting one over on the farmer...

    Let the fun commence.



    I just wish I'd had more than 3 kaborite on me, I wonder how many diamonds I could have hosed him for

    Finally, I know this isn't a RaR thread, but just for the hell of it...


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    Default Re: Openopen - plat farmer moron of Guk

    That's a bit harsh, he's only trying to put food on his table! :P or maybe just maybe, he's one of those guys who loves harvesting...

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    Default Re: Openopen - plat farmer moron of Guk

    keen.

    AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER
    motherfucker im awesome
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    Default Re: Openopen - plat farmer moron of Guk

    You smexy destroyer of plat farming dreams! Damn glad I'm not pissing you off
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    Default Re: Openopen - plat farmer moron of Guk

    good job. pwned <3
    ~L.C~

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    Default Re: Openopen - plat farmer moron of Guk

    lmao <3 Eli

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    Default Re: Openopen - plat farmer moron of Guk

    I fucking love it.

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    Default Re: Openopen - plat farmer moron of Guk

    Just out of curiosity; why exactly did you mark out your own name?

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    Default Re: Openopen - plat farmer moron of Guk

    Dunno really, it said Jessee. Call me paranoid

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    Default Re: Openopen - plat farmer moron of Guk

    Epic win.

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