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    Default Re: Talking to the spammers

    cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài (肏你祖宗十八代) = fuck your ancestors to the eighteenth generation

    (Holy shit!!)

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    These are way better for spamming the plat spammers.

    How do you say "gold sellers are prostitutes" in Mandarin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LFG View Post
    My favorite:

    Wo cao ni ba bei zi zu zong = Fuck eight generations of your ancestors
    Holy crap, that is fanfrickentastic! I cannot TELL you how many times I've needed a phrase like that when encountering a gold farmer.


    Now with even MORE Vitamin WTF!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LFG View Post
    These are way better for spamming the plat spammers.

    How do you say "gold sellers are prostitutes" in Mandarin?
    How many people get responses from the plat spammers, though, even with insulting Mandarin? I tend to assume they're either highly scripted and/or they scroll tells through so fast, they couldn't see a reply. I suppose if you can track down their toon in person and disrupt them with duel bets or whatever, they might start paying attention. Yelling at them in tells so far has done jack all.

    I kinda wish I still worked at the Japanese bookstore around here which had some Chinese staff. I could ask them the Mandarin for all sorts of evilness. Like "free vacation incoming, motherfucker!" to send to a botter a few seconds before a GM bans his ass. (Sorry, "investigates" him such that him and his other toons log out immediately and never log back in.) Or "would you rather buy 4 new accounts, or would you rather get the fuck out of my dungeon?" (Not that I wouldn't petition them anyways.)

    I know lines like that aren't especially clever and all, but I'd rather make the farmers really mad. Threatening them with bans and telling them to fuck off in English can piss them off already. Would be that much sweeter in Chinese. Insulting spammers just doesn't have as much potential since they haven't spent days grinding those toons and, after a ban, they can get right back to doing the same thing they were doing before, on a new account.

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    Pink Poodle owes me a handjob
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    They answer.

    (1174903505)[Mon Mar 26 06:05:05 2007] \aPC -1 Ubima:Ubima\/a tells you,"sm shu ?"
    (1174903522)[Mon Mar 26 06:05:22 2007] You tell Ubima,"wo ri ni ma"
    (1174903549)[Mon Mar 26 06:05:49 2007] \aPC -1 Ubima:Ubima\/a tells you,"wo cao ni ma wo sm shih na guo ni shu wo kao "
    (1174903561)[Mon Mar 26 06:06:01 2007] \aPC -1 Ubima:Ubima\/a tells you,"ni bie zhao cuo ren le wo ri o "

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    So I have Cao ni ma - Fuck your mother
    and ni ma de ba shu gei wo ri - Your mother is a stupid whore


    What i need to round these out is something to say about their fathers. Something along the lines of them performing in donkey shows. But I don't know if they have donkey shows in china, so perhaps just saying they their father takes yak cock in the ass for spare change.

    -h (I'm going to have to macro this shit)
    It's only weird if it doesn't work.

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    Default Re: Talking to the spammers

    My assumption is that the plat farmer spams are no longer controlled by a real live person. I am sure they have software that logs them in, creates a random named froglok and spams the /who list, then deletes the character.

    Although I have chased a few spammers around the newbie isle sending duel challenges and trades tryng to inturupt the little turdknockers, so who knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LFG View Post
    These are way better for spamming the plat spammers.

    How do you say "gold sellers are prostitutes" in Mandarin?
    yun (gold) dian (farmer) shi (are) biao (prostitute)

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    I picked this one up along my career.

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