CONTEST for LoN Packs: Most Influential Posters

[Malachani]

Originally Posted by Laodaron

Are you just retarded? I'm not LITERALLY hugging his nuts. Its an act. Its a fake world. Its pretend. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm glad to know that you're so fucking jealous that people like Faabio, and no one likes you that you'd post stupid shit and obviously look past some people playing a game.

I realize you're "pretending" Still doesn't take away from the fact that you kiss his ass at every available opportunity, aka: you hug his nuts like a 2 year old hugs their teddy bear.

[Laodaron]

Sweet Jesus, Alania is losing touch with RL. She now believes that pretending is the same as IRL.

Fact - Faabio has done more to make this site what it is today than anyone on that list except Niber.
Fact - Faabio doesn't always have a technical post. His posts occasionally contain spam or otherwise useless information.
Fact - So does everyone else's here, Pinski's included.
Fact - Faabio solicits his votes in stupid popularity contests like this one because in the grand scheme they mean NOTHING AT ALL.
Fact - You're butthurt because no one likes you, no one generally gives a shit what you think, and you're just a standard doesn't stick out nobody. Go cry somewhere else.

[Coyote]

AHAHAH! Coyote should get his money back! AHHAHAH!

Bitter much?

I verbally slap you around a couple of times and point out that your know-it-all-fucktard persona is a cheap costume on an insecure little man who uses his thigh master to flex internet muscles and now yer qualified to assess me in a thread I wasn't even part of?

Seriously - I wonder if even YOU buy half the fucking shit that you spew. If you had a single relevant thought about anything stampede through that mammoth fucking pumpkin you all a head, I'm sure it would die of loneliness before it even shot out of that cess pool you call a mouth.

Oh yeah. Hi.

*waves*

[Laodaron]

Don't worry man, people are still paying attention to you. No need to get too concerned. However, you've never verbally slapped me around lol. You've made some pathetic attempts, but then, Henladar has better shit than you usually....

[Zexxii]

Originally Posted by Gaige

Yes, you've seen my peen.

blah blah and all of that, what i wanna know, is it REALLY that small that you have to point it out? i'm SO sorry



but seriously, for all you "hardcore" raiders on blue servers, i challenge you to do it with only Q or only Freep toons, start from the beginning, can't use your current gear, then come spouting about hard core raiding

[Coyote]

Yeah..it is me craving attention, not you Captain Whore-sig. You couldn't scream "Notice ME!" louder if you had a fucking megaphone.

Isn't this what you wanted? Me to pay attention to you? LOOK! I am! You're relevant! See? SEE?

I'd never thought I'd see the day when *I* could call someone an attention whore.

Someone's daddy didn't hug him enough, or I'm guessing in this case...juuuuust a little bit too much.

Show us on the doll where he touched you and we'll pretend to give a damn.

[Laodaron]

you went straight to the father love. I thought you had SOMETHING original left in there, but I'm guessing not. Oh well, another tries and fails because he doesn't understand that flaming on internet boards doesn't actually involve real life. Sorry to have confused you, dipshit.

[Coyote]

Ahhh the classic "pick apart any response like it doesn't impress you" bit.

That is old school.

Now I'm all ashamed that I couldn't impress you with my banter and wit. You win sir! You *WIN*!

Now print that out and put it on the fridge fer yer mom to see, along with all your other achievements, because this is up there with 3 weeks of dry sheets!

The only reason yer allowed to even step into the ring as a loud mouth is because everyone is too bored of yer shit to argue anymore. If you EVER win, it is because the other players went home and allowed you to claim the gold metal out of sheer exhaustion. So step up, get your hug and cookie Corky, and smile proud with the other retards.

[Wump]

Originally Posted by LFG

I mostly just try to make this site as interesting as possible. It's impossible to predict when my simple desire to spend my money to make people happy will escalate into this level of gloom and drama.

There's nothing wrong with this contest. It's been the most interesting thread since the Miss EQ2Flames contest.

Of course I might agree with Pinski that the site could use a bit more substance and less fluff if I was still an active EQ2 Player.

But seeing as I mainly use this site as workplace entertainment I find Faabio's rantings much more enjoyable than Pinksi's "The Loot drops from this EpicX4 are unacceptable!" Or his "They nerfed the encounter so much even the lowly pleebs can kill it!" replies.

Faabio is the designated spokes person of the PvP nerds and Pinski is the designated demigod of the EQ2Lifers.

That's why I voted Calbiyum he's the designated Rep of nonsense posters (like myself).

A Vote for Calbiyum is a vote for FREEDOM!

[Malachani]

Originally Posted by Laodaron

Fact - You're butthurt because no one likes you, no one generally gives a shit what you think, and you're just a standard doesn't stick out nobody. Go cry somewhere else.

That's your opinion sweetheart, as is most of what you wrote. Faabio rarely posts anything of substance, Faabio's whole existence screams "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!"

I know that I am not well liked here, nor do most people know me like they know Faabio. WHOOPEEDOO! That's not going to stop me from posting my opinion.

Faabio ain't done SHIT to make this site what it was. It was LFG and Niber working long hours for no pay for over 10 months until they put ads on it. It was Ishbu and Calaglin posting relevant, factual, and important posts that even shaped some decisions in gameplay. It was Coyote, Radar and Savanja, the original "NGD CREW" that came here at the very beginning to defend themselves, and actually garnered respect and support from some of the people that hated them the most, myself included. It was Gaige vs. Disso in the great "dick debacle" of December 06. It was EL and Kalidon, one of the best threads at the beginning of this site.

Not Faabio, who has brought about a change in this site that definately dropped the collective IQ. His contributions, while humorous, are not the same as anyone I listed before. Without those people, this site wold have died in those first 6 months, the most crucial time for a message board or web site.

Faabio hasn't influenced anyone, except maybe Exugi who for some reason wants to believe that Faabio and him are "of the same mind," he's just been a corn on the foot of the monster that is this web site. Annoying enough to be noticed, but small in the grand scheme of things.