CONTEST for LoN Packs: Most Influential Posters

[Gage]

Originally Posted by RadarX

Do you KNOW who Coyote is?

I'll take a shot at it:

He was the Faabio Beta Test conducted on the offical forums?

Oh snap!

[winwin]

Originally Posted by Kimzar

yeah you word makes it so much better. special need kid, need to get here RaR tread before daring to post here pore you....

... I totally didn't understand you. ^_^ My eyedrums are failing me.

[Kimzar]

Originally Posted by RadarX

Do you KNOW who Coyote is? Do you REALLY think he's going to run out insults? I can't even begin to express the entertainment this thread has brought to so many of us today...

yeah I do and I read most of his work as well, not sure why since few of em made me laugh I guess they was spamed to the top so I clicked em or was so dam shiny just as gaigers cock.. I liked that you know.


and he has run out of shit at Loa he spammed one insult over and over, the same at gaiger and now me...

[Coyote]

Wait! Holy fuck!

Yer a DUDE?!!?!?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH

[MeridianR]

Originally Posted by winwin

It's the fucking new-NGD team vs the old school posters now - nothing of substance, just the same fucking shit like this above post.

With that being said, since LFG can't win I chose Pinski - Niber I believe has done a fuck ton for this site as well, but Pinski won the flip (that was my highly technical way of deciding who I would vote for)

[Faabio]

Originally Posted by Gaige

LoL, goddamn I love you guys. Proving my point left and right. The shit you say proves that the new "PVPNGD" crowd doesn't remember shit from when this site was struggling to get readers and had real drama.

I realize I'm no Faabio, I'm an old has been (or perhaps a never was); they say you get 15 mins of fame for a reason. But to say I only participated in one thread and then all I did was link my dick... do you even know anything about this site?

Faabio has not brought more drama to this site than Dissolution has as an entire entity, period. He has brought retards and spam. Its not a point that can be argued. If that is what LFG was looking for, then he is a different person than I thought he was.

I guess he'll have to comment on that himself.



Have you ever read anything on this site, any of the real drama posts or anything? I'm just curious.

Besides that though....

EQ2FLAMES TODAY SUCKS ASS compared to the EQ2Flames of 6 months ago. Its turning into some low rent circus where every topic gets spammed needlessly by attention whores and no serious drama or discussion is occuring because now the majority sitting at work refreshing shit are retarded spamming PVPNGDers. It used to be people like Ishbu, Exill, Kurizobo, etc in real drama threads. Now its just a farce.

If, like you say, its a fact that the site is like this now because of Faabio... then whoever brought him here should send him the fuck back to where he came from. I like humorous retarded trolling spam as much as the next guy, but when it changes the tone of the overall site and stifles its usefullness... well I guess gratz on traffic and readers... sometimes being the Wal-Mart of the forums isn't worth the sacrifices you have to make, imho.

Then again I don't run this site so what do I know. I still think Niber should've won, since this contest was about influence.

As for Coyote's bullshit little rant:

Had this poll been posted in the NGD's hayday you would've won because of all your funny little spam comments and had anyone posted about you negatively, an army of frothing at the mouth NGD spammers would've acted as if it was the second crucifixion. Read this thread. I prove my point.

Sorry if your ego got bruised in the comparison to Faabio, but its a fitting comparison /shrug.

Originally Posted by Gaige

Sigh.

FFS if you're going to flame and respond to me at least try to get your ahead around the broad fucking concepts I'm talking about.

I used "Dissolution" as a term reflecting the posters from its membership who have influenced this site:

Pinski, Ishbu, Kurizobo, Tater, Jakik, Widem, etc etc.

All of those posters from that guild and more were very involved with getting this site off the ground in a time when Faabio spamming every thread would have killed EQ2Flames, not nutured it into a state where Faabio can now do that no holds barred.

You really need to just go do something else, we aren't even talking about the same shit.



Color me amazed, but its not hard to accept your opinion of then vs now considering that you came from where... oh that's right, the original EQ2 birthplace of useless spam and retardism.

To say that you like this site more now than when it was about real drama between real raid guilds and real people...

ZOMG NO WAI I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

I'm glad you came out to support my opinions though, thank you. When non-raiders like you come out to support how EQ2Flames is now and how lame it used to be...

There is no way I can be proved wrong!

Originally Posted by Gaige

This, along with your comments about not knowing true love and friendship just prove that you buy into my persona and image that I want people to buy into, only you think you're some top secret psychological slueth for seeing the "real" me.

As far as true friendship goes, I have three words for you:

Dustin
Jordan
Eric

As far as burning bridges:

Chaotic Legion

As far as lying:

Hey, if I'm not a millionaire who beds celebrities and only posts on EQ2Forums while I'm jetsetting around buying up businesses for my company, Google - maybe I'm a liar.

The rest made me cry and I couldn't really understand it through the blur of my tears, so I won't address it. Sometimes you really should consider the self-esteem of others when you say such terrible things.

Originally Posted by Gaige

I'm still here aren't I? Yes, yes I am. I stated before but I'm sure your attention span limited your ability to read it, since it wasn't humorous spam and it wasn't about sex.

For you, I'll restate:

I'll be here as long as LFG asks me to be here, because he is a good friend and I'll support his endeavor no matter how it turns out. I was here when everyone thought it wouldn't last three weeks, I came back after he asked when Fern "won" the other "contest" on this site and I'm still here now, battling a combination of super powers known as the OLD NGD AND THE PVP NGD. FFS you guys are like the Voltron of Spam.

I'm happy for the SOE support, but I also fondly recall a time when the domain of this site was www.fucksoe.com. Remember that? Probably not it wasn't about sex and it wasn't funny spam, so I typed it again to jog your memory. I'm such a nice guy <3

As for what LFG wants and what he doesn't, I'm not him. How do I know? I won't speak for him, he can speak for himself.

Originally Posted by Gaige

This is all you've got? A warning to my current friends about what they really are and how they should safeguard everything they do and say?

Wow. How noble.

I'm not sure you can fathom the scope of what I'm about to say, so you might want to get your wife to read it to you in spurts, over a few nights prior to your bedtime.

Maybe... just maybe these people I'm referencing were my friends prior to, during and zomg even after! all of that bullshit happened? Maybe through all of those much publicized events they were telling me things and I was keeping their confidence? Ever consider that. Ever consider that perhaps I have different categories for people I meet and some are placed in a group where I have nothing but the utmost respect for them?

No, of course not. I'm Gaige. Some friendless, hater of everyone but himself, creampier of fatties, glorious liar to all in my quest for... I forget.

As for loving myself. OF FUCKING COURSE I DO. In my life I'm number one with everyone else a distant second, especially since my gramps died. That whole putting people above me thing and sacrificing for their needs: Fuck that. Sorry no, I'm numero uno to me. I didn't even realize that point was argued, I thought I had cemented in stone with a little "12-26-76 Kenneth" drawn in with a stick a long time ago.

As for a girl sucking my dick, true it has happened. I think its probably because of my amazing online wit coupled with my lust to creampie everything in sight... in fact, you're pretty cute yourself....

In the end this boring rehash of what a tortued soul I am and how untrustworthy I am because I posted some screenshots and call your wife all the time is just bullshit and everyone knows it.

LFG is probably a shining beacon as far as my trustworthiness is concerned. Amazing isn't it. LFG of all people trusts me. Quick Coyote, you better talk some sense into him, asap!

You'd think that after winning the battle for Faar you'd take it easy on me. But no, here you are, mussing up my hair yet again. I think I might start a blog soon, you're causing me that much emotional trauma.

Originally Posted by Gaige

Oh c'mon now Sav, little honey Sav, my sweet little thing Sav. What happened to us, we used to be so tight. I'm sad. At least I can fondly remember a time when even you craved my genetics in your ovaries. Such sweet little prose from those sultry lips...



Ah those nights of listening to "I want it that way" when it seemed as if AJ was peering directly up my dickhole as he sang to me.

No.

Not quite.

Its basically a Canadian, an old guy, and a nub from Wisconsin who band together to keep my spirits up.

Mansex, obviously.

Originally Posted by Gaige

Nah, I can't take credit for your amazing stories Sav, sorry. I can see why Radar-X hired you, your way with words is... man it leaves me breathless.



As for your shagging someone else in my great state: Thank God. Your uterus has already proven to be prone to shoot out offspring.

I am prettier than you though. Man you have such impeccable taste.

Oh snap wait a tic, I think I just did one of those things Coyote is always yelling at me for



Uh, I was posting on the official forums a few days ago sir. Sorry to burst your bubble. Maybe if you whine to Grimwell you can get me banned, but we'll see. I mean it'd be kind of obvious now, if I did get banned, that he is in your pocket, wouldn't it?

Your bullshit rhetoric is not only stupid, its false. JFC. I expect better from you, but maybe I set myself up for disappointment.

Originally Posted by Gaige

I fucking KNOW! Read that PM... Sav should be ashamed of her goddamn self, sexually harassing me like that. Especially given her ties to TTH and the fact that SOE is finally giving this site some love.

She needs to keep that out of control baby spewing vaginal venus flytrap away from me.

Thanks for the defense Winwin, I always knew you were an awesome scientifically enhanced doctor made woman!



Hey, you heard the man. I live a life of loneliness, when someone as well known as you strokes my e-peen until it blasts its soup de babymaking inside you, I'm keeping it.

Originally Posted by Gaige

No, obviously that is some imposter. I mean a guy named Gaigex, on my old server, raiding with my old guild, talking about creampies and how much women should be regulated to housework in 60-69.

I'm surprised you'd even jump to such a crazy conclusion like that...

Originally Posted by Gaige

I don't care to know Grimwell, he pales in comparison at doing his job when compared to my idol Moorgard or his sidekick Blackguard, of 38 Studios fame.

The false part was me not being welcome anywhere else, which was an obvious jab that I'd have to post here on Flames because I can't post on the official forums anymore. That's all it could've been, as these are the two places I've ever posted.

If you're talking about the Summit forum than well I guess you got me there, though again, since Moorgard is gone and Grimwell is, how do I say it nicely, fucking retarded in comparison, I couldn't care less.

I also still have friends at SOE *gasp* its amazing. They're just not Grimwell or Brenlo, which is about as far as your TTH humorous fansite reach gets you. I actually care about the mechanics of the game, not the quality of its community team.

Nice try sport :D

Originally Posted by Gaige

Oh come on, don't you watch political elections, the past is always valid no matter if current ties weren't knotted at the time of indescretion!

As for getting a job at 38 Studios, are you on crack?

1. I'm lazy and don't work, thus why I live at home.
2. I love SoCal and would never consider living at the wrong coast even if it did mean I could taste MG's warm mansauce everynight.
3. I want to play the best MMO of all time (which 38 Studios' game will be) not be regulated to long hours working on it so other dickwads can.

Do you even know me sir, DO YOU? Oh no, that's right, you're not allowed to and you're still sad over me crashing the Community Summit then leaving early when you still viewed it as amazing to even be invited. Ah *pat pat* cute little Radar when he first started being someone. Such a shy little guy. You were so cute <3

Originally Posted by Gaige

Its 38 Studios and I guess we'll see when it hits beta and goes live, eh?

Also, lol, I love getting credit for this, but who exactly at SOE did I fuck over?

Because, that would be an amazing accomplishment. Anyone can troll the forums, but trolling someone's real life and job? Skill my friends, that takes skill.

Originally Posted by Gaige

The prosecution would like to take the above quote ^^ and label it as exhibit A. It ties into our opening statement about how EQ2Flames has lost its luster as a home for hard-core raiders and relevant discussion/drama.

Winwin, while being amazingly... upbeat and perky... is exactly the kind of NGDesque spam that the norotious Faabio has plagued our once tight little community with.

So remember kids, a vote for Faabio is you saying its okay to post in bright purple giant letters about glitter and puppies while being endowed with the best plastic vagina money can buy!

Originally Posted by Gaige

Yeah, I still read her blog and I converse with her every once in awhile, mostly about computer hardware. She takes awesome pictures of Italian castles!

Wait... WOAH WOAH WOAH... CALM DOWN. People stick up for me? People defend me? Didn't you just... oh you did... you just compared yourself to me and said the fact you had friends that would defend you while I lived a life of loneliness was exactly what set us apart!

ZOMG! You aren't allowed to contradict your own rants so early in the game. You really are losing your touch.

As for the subject matter of the statement though: Its true, I rock. I can do things no one else would be allowed to do without being totally shunned and laughed at and, well basically being what you tried to say I was earlier. But we both know I'm not those things.

Face it, you and everyone else are jealous. I'm like a Hero, a member of the 4400, an X-Man with an amazing super power, and you... used to be not funny ever.

Sorry

Originally Posted by Gaige

Your statement loses all relevance and allowance after this propostorous statement:

I do not fly over the ocean. The ocean is full of sharks. If its not on this landmass, its not worth me seeing.

Period.

Originally Posted by Gaige

Hey, just because you chose a life of dick denial and are all cranky over lack of chud chowder in your canal de childhood doesn't mean you gotta start bitching at me. That was your choice, not mine, and you made it in 1979. I was 3. I realize I had yet to mature into this awesome sex machine which didn't allow you to gaze upon my creampie stories with lust and reckless abandon, and for that I apologize. But I'm not going to sit here and take some lesbian angst in good ole 2007! You can read the stories. If you need some genetics, just let me know, I'm only ever an airplane away.

Besides, I stated a long time ago I was a has been or a never was and that they call it 15 mins of fame for a reason.

However, that's not true anyway, here I am again and here are the same people talking the same shit.

The proof, as they say, is tasty like pudding. Or something.



Much like my fingernails and my hair, somethings just are what they are.

Originally Posted by Gaige

After this post, I honestly, without any lube, would you let all up inside my tight turd tunnel.

<3

Originally Posted by Gaige

I'll take a shot at it:

He was the Faabio Beta Test conducted on the offical forums?

Oh snap!

Originally Posted by Gaige

Sigh

Oh well I had my fun today, I knew it'd come to an end eventually.

Let the retard spam commence!

OH SWEET IRONY, SET ME FREE!

[Kimzar]

Originally Posted by Coyote

Wow.

I tried throwing this through Babble-fish so that I could respond, but I couldn't find "FUCKTARD-to-English" in the listing. So I'm just gunna guess that you said something about loving Gaige and how you shave your naughty girl parts into a fuzzy letter "G" for him.

You owe me a new spellcheck - my last one put a fucking gun in its mouth rather than try to chew through whatever the fuck it is you said.

Hehe..you...hehe..you love Gaige.

yay its much of the same but its some new... my spelling it hasn't been used before hasn't.. ohh yes its been used since the first post I had here..

[Gage]

Wow seeing that much pure sex in one post just ruined the pants I was wearing. Faabio you should post warnings before you do something so amazing.

[winwin]

Originally Posted by Kimzar

yeah I do and I read most of his work as well, not sure why since few of em made me laugh I guess they was spamed to the top so I clicked em or was so dam shiny just as gaigers cock.. I liked that you know.


and he has run out of shit at Loa he spammed one insult over and over, the same at gaiger and now me...

Wow... you're even worse than this:

[Kimzar]

Originally Posted by Coyote

Wait! Holy fuck!

Yer a DUDE?!!?!?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH

you first chach on to that know... where the fuck did I ever lead to being a chick. heck my wife flamed me on this page. and she did a better job then you