This contest is to determine which English word, when entered as a Google search, will return the greatest number of pages before one with a link to porn.
Rules:
1. Go to the Google search page at
Google
2. Select
Preferences and in the "SafeSearch Filtering" section, click the radio button that says "Do not filter my search results." (note: your entry won't count unless you do this, because you will be filtering out what you are supposed to be looking for.)
3. Save your preferences.
4. Enter any word that appears in a common English dictionary in a Google search.
5. Count the number of pages before you find a link to porn, including pics of any exposed female breast or explicit sexual discussion.
6. The person who discovers the word with the greatest number of pages before a porn link is returned is the winner. Your entry will be verified, so don't cheat or you'll look like a dumbass.
7. This contest will run until midnight PST, March 31, 2008.
8. Since this contest is strictly based on skill (lol) and doesn't involve a vote, I don't think it is fair to exclude people who won our last contests, because it is not susceptible to a popularity vote.
9. Winner will receive this fabulous Hello Kitty Toaster:
from:
shop.sanrio.com - Hello Kitty Pop-Up Toaster
Or $30 sent to you by Paypal, your choice.
Example: The word "bananna" will return 19 Google search pages before a page with a porn link. Surely you can do better than this!
Also: Your search doesn't count if it "pages out" with less than the total number of pages that someone else can prove they can run without a porn link for a qualifying word.
Let the search begin!
Contest: Most Google Pages for a word without a porn link
