Goozmania

So why does your faction suck, considering we're the only guild killing all the avatars? Lolz /owned

I used to love Ro's Fury and Wrath of the Burning Prince, but now I'm KoS to my own deity... /sadface. But ya, it was just a fun trick, not a zonewide dps increaser.

oddyophile

When they're wiping over and over they still get to kill adds, and lose faction. Duh.

Widem

thank god someones finally talking shit besides me

Mojitin

/Shrug, killing avatars or no, you morons are still bragging about killing mobs on the short bus of servers, grats tards. Regardless, this is the fury forums... let's talk about how much I own any of Reve's furies in my sleep. That would be a better topic of discussion here if you want to start shit.

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"Theoretically we've already beaten it." -Skrye
"Mojitin kicked Jakelo from the guild."

oddyophile

BWAHAHA How cool are you that you're bragging that you can't even kill avatars on the "short bus of servers."

So let's see some parses. Show Reve's Furies what you're made of. Then you two can meet in Sinking Sands and duel or some shit. Not sure how else you would decide which of you would "own" the other.

Goozmania

It may be the shortbus of servers, but that's because our guild has no competition from the likes of you guys or the other 2 self proclaimed high end raiding guilds. We certainly aren't a short bus guild, considering we've pretty much had the server on lockdown for the past month (we missed one contested last week /sigh).

Is there a way to make columns on this website so I can show a bunch of parses without making the post incredibly long?

Mojitin

Or how cool are you that you come to another classes forums which you obviously know nothing about starting shit about a topic that has nothing to do with the thread? Also, if any real guild were on this server you would roll over and die, as I posted before on the Unrest boards. Enjoy your glory by handicap... I guess. I'd also like to know where I said anything about us being "uber" or whatnot 'cause I never did. I know our limits I'm not retarded noob.

Anyway, name the zone Gooz, this will be fun.

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"Theoretically we've already beaten it." -Skrye
"Mojitin kicked Jakelo from the guild."

oddyophile

Dude, stop trying to make this about our guilds. I was calling you out for giving people the impression you've killed Avatars, and for proclaiming yourself "the best Fury on Unrest" without offering any evidence other than your big mouth. You're the one that keeps making this about our guilds - I'm talking about you being an idiot.

Goozmania

Well here’s some of me on single target trash in EH


(00:38) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [3216.47] | [0]
Goozer [2783.03] | [222]
Not Me [2378.53] | [0]
Not Me [2167.68] | [0]


(01:15) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [3234.77] | [0]
Not Me [2614.91] | [0]
Goozer [2403.85] | [2045]
Not Me [2200.17] | [0]


(01:21) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [2916.62] | [0]
Goozer [2551.78] | [278]
Not Me [2390.46] | [0]
Not Me [2148.19] | [0]


(01:04) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [4001.33] | [0]
Goozer [2998.75] | [207]
Not Me [2484.08] | [0]
Not Me [2408.00] | [2291]


(00:53) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [2957.87] | [0]
Not Me [2442.47] | [0]
Goozer [2416.34] | [161]
Not Me [2314.72] | [0]


I could go on like this forever, but you're probably rolling your eyes, thinking “Pfft, anyone can do that on trash, let’s see how you do on named.”
Here are some named (only showing healers, in order by amount healed, i cut out a few healers out of some to shrink the post down)


Shredder
(01:45) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [699.56] | [15363]
Not Me [610.57] | [12404]
Not Me [723.50] | [12212]
Goozer [1790.74] | [0]
Not Me [1376.02] | [0]


Othysis
(02:17) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [852.98] | [34255]
Not Me [763.58] | [30801]
Not Me [872.47] | [29622]
Goozer [1920.19] | [11757]
Not Me [808.88] | [10224]


Malkonnis
(03:57) [DPS] | [Healed]
Goozer [1132.51] | [164920]
Not Me [220.22] | [134583]
Not Me [591.86] | [118379]
Not Me [16.28] | [87636]
Not Me [576.81] | [85271]
Not Me [0.00] | [84300]

Enyti
(02:32) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [246.19] | [42686]
Goozer [1717.63] | [34169]
Not Me [351.83] | [28076]
Not Me [1177.38] | [16572]
Not Me [1004.87] | [14211]
Not Me [1087.09] | [9727]
Not Me [809.61] | [8990]


D’Lizta Viswin
(02:14) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [571.20] | [36874]
Not Me [345.85] | [31550]
Not Me [526.39] | [11460]
Goozer [1794.61] | [10170]
Not Me [979.95] | [8179]
Not Me [1080.99] | [2142]
Not Me [1062.10] | [1271]

V’Tekla
(02:25) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [359.18] | [41961]
Not Me [452.22] | [28648]
Not Me [577.92] | [21581]
Not Me [1096.83] | [18625]
Not Me [1067.86] | [18132]
Goozer [2324.03] | [15383]
Not Me [1148.71] | [12712]


D’Lizta Cheroon
(02:29) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [366.99] | [32583]
Goozer [1684.80] | [27176]
Not Me [234.77] | [18502]
Not Me [1147.86] | [14774]
Not Me [939.02] | [10992]
Not Me [808.76] | [8575]
Not Me [894.40] | [363]


Mayong
(04:48) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [178.00] | [105454]
Not Me [0.00] | [88834]
Goozer [884.21] | [83510]
Not Me [0.00] | [79329]
Not Me [86.77] | [77237]
Not Me [255.77] | [42455]


Chel`Drak
(02:55) [DPS] | [Healed]
Not Me [13.90] | [51128]
Goozer [1449.86] | [36906]
Not Me [105.05] | [35812]
Not Me [7.81] | [33442]
Not Me [1051.55] | [30597]
Not Me [161.70] | [26526]

Matron w/ her 2 homies merged in
Goozer [615.32] | [345184]
Not Me [47.50] | [318839]
Not Me [8.71] | [305084]
Not Me [4.03] | [280271]
Not Me [76.15] | [257603]
Not Me [2.53] | [219944]
Not Me [26.98] | [200435]

This is all without the Mayong hat, which I presume will increase my DPS because I won’t be running out of power anymore. I have yet to break 3k (highest was 2998 lol) on a single target without the use of a Miracle or Stake, but with a few more specific items and the newest Infusion change, I think it's coming.

oddyophile

But can you cure? That's what matters.