DPS parsing - Page 3

Konrad · 07-08-2007, 11:06 PM

Can I put your money where my pocket is?

Goozmania · 07-09-2007, 01:40 AM

Ok, I'm still not seeing a contradiction, I'm seeing you purposely missinterpreting what I said and you twisting my words to make some kind of straw man argument, but srsly I'm done with you lol.

I still cannot fathom why you people think zonewides mean anything, and I've explained thrice why, but I still got one. I also beat 3k dps tonight too, so technically I won the game. I'm sure now you'll just accuse me of hacking ACT with some kind of registry whatever, but the fact is I'm right, and you are wrong.

Here's the zonewide of EH

As you can see, no miracles... and everything I've mentioned in prior posts was correct.

And here's when I won the game

So hey, get off my back now because I'm done trying to defend the fact that me > you, I know it's true, I don't care if you do.

oddyophile · 07-09-2007, 02:31 AM

We had 2 people posting healer parses tonight, and it looks like Goozer was running his own. He also showed up on the DPS parse with that 3k fight. That's 4 parses with the same results. Just FYI.

Goozmania · 07-09-2007, 02:54 AM

The fight where Goozer beat everyone else in the raid will live on forever; now watch as it never ever happens again because I don't care anymore lolz; that 3k was my goal... until I get power feedback gear (mayong hat, wrist from malkonnis, i think), I don't have any more goals.

Though when I do get said gear, a 2k zonewide sounds thrilling.

oddyophile · 07-09-2007, 03:31 AM

I think you made The Vuz cry. Lol.

Widem · 07-09-2007, 11:41 AM

you know what im seriously not impressed at all...and you posting this parse lets me completely discect what you have done and proves how you are a complete fuckstick.
that problems is that your assumption is that everyone will just look at your ext dps but lets take a further look into whats there...

as far as the zonewide...dont feel bad its pretty solid for a fury but the problem with a EH parse is more trash = higher zonewide and from what i see you clear about 30min more trash than i do. i also find it pretty weak they would give you illusionist buffs, but hey some guilds are pretty stupid.

and as far as the single target...with this you have proven my point that no single target parse really matters b/c well your ZW barely did half of what you can do on your best single target. Now to the meaty part. Congrats on posting a parse where you told everyone to save all their temp buffs so you could pad your parse. what i see here is a PoTM, Frigid Gift, Jesters Cap, Energy Vortex. not to mention you have dynamism, and further more looks like you tried pretty hard to stack as much as you could but i bet you were so desperate you even had TC which if that was the case which we will never know that takes your ZW from being decent to pretty much be on par with what normal players should be doing.

i pulled that from just the info you gave me...if you would have thrown your average hit damage in there i could of even told you how long you were taking in between pulls and how many times you used vortex which completely skews it as well but i simply dont have that info.

pretty much all i saw here was a completely deperate attempt to discredit the people who understand this role. When i posted my ZWs i did so in a very educational manner and went into complete detail about what each buff/group member brought you and how much your dps should change in each particualr manner. all i see here is a complete deception in trying to show what a fury can do in a propper raid setting, which whatever you are parsing from is not at all a propper raid setting or raid scenerio even for that matter.

i'm really sorry to break it to you but your not going to fool me and this is the exact reason i wanted to see the actual parse so thank you.

Mojitin · 07-09-2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Slix

Like I said before Gooz you can preach all you want on guild setups and groups....fact is until you post an ACT screen we all think your parse data is full of shit.

Tell ya what how about we all pick a mob...mabye a named...mabye an ecounter and all have a parse off and see just what realistic numbers are and who really is full of it.

To be fair..no miricles, blessings, or illusionist buffs say on lets see....Shredder in FTH, or the 5 Vampire Group behind the door in FTH Nice easy yellow con mobs to show both single and aoe dps ability....

Come on Gooz you wanna put your money where your mouth is ?

I think Gooz missed this post. Grats on a totally stacked encounter on that 3.1k though... lawlz. I wonder what I could do with Synergism, Frigid Gift, Precision, Aria, and Jester's Cap...

/Edit: If they are giving you Illusionist buffs every raid over other classes then you guys are beyond retarded.

oddyophile · 07-09-2007, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Egok

Just out of curiosity... what do you all parse in raid? Like doing full dps? wondering if im averageing about the same. wouldnt mind knowing your best parse ever heh either heh

I think you missed the point of the thread, Mojitin. Cry all you want, but Goozer filled the requirements set by the original poster.

Widem · 07-09-2007, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by oddyophile

I think you missed the point of the thread, Mojitin. Cry all you want, but Goozer filled the requirements set by the original poster.

goozers reply was not to the OP so stick it up your ass.

oddyophile · 07-09-2007, 02:33 PM

I get it, Goozers parse make your girly parts sore. I'm very sorry for you. Maybe you should take a Mydol, wash that sand out of your cunt, and shut the fuck up.