Calthine

OMG, rofl. You don't really think that, do you? You men always think you invented sex or something. Women are far from innocent, and since men sterotypically have to clue whatsoever what women want, why wouldn't women do it?

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Calthine

EQ2 Allakhazam Senior Community Manager

Ily

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SillyMonkey

I play on the AB server, and I'm having a great time when I get time to play there (not my main). I don't cybor nor have I gotten offers to, but I'm sure it's not unusual for that to happen. You can be anyone you want to be in game, any persona. That tends to make shier people bolder and wanna be jerks be full on assholes. Since they can allow themselves to cut loose with no inhibitions, I'm sure they take full advantage of it. I've even heard of dominaire guilds on AB and a few lavish orgies on Starsider of SWG. As long as someone isn't forcing it on you, more power to you, I say. If you aren't harassing other people with it (yeah, the sex into the main chat is a BIT much) and you enjoy it then great.

Calthine

Well, they may be paying attention, but whether or not they retain anything and translate it to a RL woman is questionable.

Now no one will believe that I learned to type one-handed because of tendonitits....

edit: what's really funny is the iSpy forum tracker suddenly stopped scrolling right after I posted that....

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Calthine

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Miroh

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Pink Poodle

I found this erotic EQ fanfiction somewhere and it provided many LOLs.

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Ily

You tell Miroh: Are we raiding tonight?
Miroh tells you: No, just camping contesteds.
You tell Miroh: Ooooh? You horny?
Miroh tells you: When am I not?... /evil grin

LOL
<---- first time I've thought that this emote was appropriate.

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Because I don't say it, don't mean I ain't thinking it
Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away
I know what I said, now I must scream of the overdose
And the lack of mercy killings...

Miroh

The one session Ileanna and I had I remember so well....

Miroh tells Ileanna: Wanna cyber?

Ileanna tells Miroh: Sure, you into vegetables?

Miroh tells Ileanna: What like gardening an shit?

Ileanna tells Miroh: Yeah, something like that.

Miroh tells Ileanna: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:

Miroh tells Ileanna: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
**pause**
Ileanna tells Miroh: is that it?

Miroh tells Ileanna: You water your tomato patch.

Miroh tells Ileanna: Are you ready for my fresh produce?

Ileanna tells Miroh: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables...
Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
**pause**

Miroh tells Ileanna: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.

Miroh tells Ileanna: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.

Ileanna tells Miroh: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.

Miroh tells Ileanna: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.

Miroh tells Ileanna: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.

Ileanna tells Miroh: ...

Miroh tells Ileanna: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

Ileanna tells Miroh: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.

Miroh tells Ileanna: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

Ileanna tells Miroh: whatever.

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Because I don't say it, don't mean I ain't thinking it
Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away
I know what I said, now I must scream of the overdose
And the lack of mercy killings...

Miroh

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