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Originally Posted by asdfjkl
You wouldn't pass torts faggot, go fuck yourself Methulah.
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Fuck that would be ironic if I were a lawyer. I'm not, of course, but I could've been. I studied all the right subjects, and thought about it, but found it rather too dry.
In any case, you know what, Lord Internet Anonymous? I'm motherfucking Bill Gates. That's right, I founded Microsoft, back in the day. I'm pretty rich, more rich than you. I've got a fairly hot wife, I don't need to work anymore, and I'm giving more money than you'll ever see in your life to charity. I think I've done better than you.
Oh, all right. I can't keep it going any longer. I'm a drop-out. I'm worthless. I live in my mother's basement and sit around playing
Everquest all day and masturbating to pornography of my sister, because pornography's the only way than anyone in my family can put food on the table. I haven't had sex in six years, and I hate going outside. I only own two shirts, and one of them I bought at the last Fan Faire.
Actually, that's not true either. But there isn't any way for anyone to know that. You know nothing about us, and we know nothing about you. Congratulations on figuring out one of the most exploited aspects of the internet.
Because most of us choose to remain anonymous, there isn't any way to verify "IRL" information over the internet. There is some way to gain an understanding of character. Anyone who thinks that anyone else is "so below them in the RL chain" and therefore not worthy of respect needs to take a look at themselves. By saying you're an attorney, you haven't actually told us anything about yourself, other than that's a profession you find respectable, which is questionable in itself, by coming here and acting like a fuck behind a facade of internet anonymity, you've shown many things: you're a worthless piece of shit.
I stand by Wayn's comments: "im sure you have a few other web pages to troll and express how much of a badass you are irl."
Id est, fuck off, bitch.