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Originally Posted by LFG
Maybe they can implement in game cyb0r NPCs also. Like with a hot anatomically correct high elf babe disrobing, and talking about your quivering manhood and her moist feminine portals and shit. Yeah baby yeah, only $2.99 per minute!
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NPC:Thanks lad for slaying that dragon. Here have this Rusty Longsword. But...If your willing, I can sell you this Pristine Dragonslayer's Edge I for just $15.
Player:Didn't you get that off the dragon I just killed?
NPC:Are ya gonna pay the $15 or what?
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Raidleader: WTF the chest is locked!
Scout: *Disarm* hmm, it says everyone needs to pitch in $2 for it to open.
Raidleader:nice! Only $2 this time.
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Raidleader: WTF jim, how are you locked out?
Jim: Sorry guys, Child Support was due, my car broke down, IRS following me...
Raidleader: Just pay the fucking $5 so we can zone in
Jim: But thats my dinner...