Kerith

If inq epic doesn't have a heal proc and a proc of melee and/or spells, we`re gonna have some pissed clerics.

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the_mo

pix or it didnt happen :P

bobz69

ill take a pass on seeing pictures of his nuts but thanks for asking. Also i have alot of faith in soe about these epics. I mean, everythignt hey have done so far is unbalanced, broken and buggy. God knows the illusionist 80 at is the most worthless AT of all the classes, that is, when it fuckign works which is about 8% of the time. That being said, given the extra 3 monthes they have had to develp these, which for the two weeks the fire was going on is the reason they coudlnt get out. considering the caliber of mage weapons ive seen, from all zones, this weapon will be an upgrade no matter what. Sure, they effect will be worthless, probably directed at casual scrub players, it will also probably have some proc that doesnt even work on epics. But it coudlnt be worse then current itemization could it?

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Noctos

I don't know how accurate this list is. Santa said he "liberated" it from Sony last night.


potential epic effects

Assassin - one hand piercer- proc insta-kills if critter above 95%, 2 shots if below

Ranger - dual one handers- procs teleport within melee range

Dirge - dual resurrection sticks not a damage weapon

Troubadour - who the hell are these guys? what does this class do? Someone, ANYONE, get an internal memo back to me about them

Brigand - 2 handed piercer- permanent effect of enhance heals by +50

Swashbuckler - Shield - proc frilly dress - Won't they look special?

Illusionist - Staff - proc Developer charm. Developer will charm and assure illusionist that their class is loved

Coercer - staff - enhance charm - causes charmed pet's to spam in both say and voice the current LoN ad as supplied by marketing

Necromancer - one hand staff - procs Duck Death march - duck's of death swarm pet.Note quacking should be loud and annoying to alert Raid of the fearsome power of the Necromancer

Conjurer - One hand staff - procs Bunny of Death - Warm fuzzy pick bunny slippers raid wide

Wizard - sheet of ice - deagro 2000 but makes caster slip and fall every second for 20 seconds.

Warlock - 2 handers - proc splits multi-mob encounter into single target encounters

Shadowknight - 2 hand bow - procs delete character

Paladin - 2 hand bow - procs order /pizza....we still getting a commission on pizza orders?

Berserker - shield - procs mezz with a 225 dot

Guardian - club - procs tiny man complex - shrinks 95% DPS decrease 95% taunt increase 3%

Bruiser - fists - enhance devastation fist - makes everything immune to fist

Monk - fists - summon Bruce liRoy pet - plan for proc to be broken for 2 months:Pet will attack raid and chant "I am the Shogun of Hurl'em." nerf pet when tired of laughing at them

Fury - + 10 heals - also procs crowd of gnomes to chant "Furies are DPS!"
Templars - + 100 heals
inquistor- + 100 heals
Mystics - + 100 heals
Defiler - + 100 heals
Warden - + 100 heals
Yeah, I am betting the healers wont notice they got hosed for a couple months either and by then i will be on vacation.

Fomka

lol, thanks for a good laugh

Karel

Best epic ever~.

Karanus

Bunny slippers FTW

Jaiden

rofl, Noctos, that was simply genius, i lol'd for a good 5 min reading that.

the_mo

kudos man, excellent work!

but shouldnt troubadors get a flute that makes the troubador play some nice tunes for the raid, leaving him "stunned" in terms of ingame-mechanics

Linyen

I dunno, Puppermaster is prettyyyyy damn useless POS (with possession on the side)...but your last line gave me a chuckle. Lets just hope.

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