Kelenvor

Some of my favorite quotes..

"You should all go fucking hang yourselves now because you all fucking suck"

"Are you fucking stupid? You're a paladin..fucking heal yourself"

"Stay the fuck out of the fire. You fucking idiot"

"Hey that ready check..doesn't not say are ready? It says are YOU NOT FUCKING RETARDED. Click yes if you are not fucking retarded. Otherwise, click no and we'll fucking replace you."

"oh basically what you are saying is that you weren't stunned, you were a fucking idiot and couldn't run away from a Strider"

Tsukuwa

OMG thank you. This thread turned a crappy Friday into a laugh.

That guy needs some big time help. And what kind of members would still be in a guild with a officer like that. I would have found a new guild a long time ago.

Also I have a feeling I would fuck and and wipe the guild daily just to hear this guy scream.

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Laodaron

He doesn't like Jaeden.......

Be right back, I gotta clean up this coke.

Sardonis

Rhaz rages like Dives, he makes me cry and cut myself.

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"The flow is more important... not power. You have to be like the water."
Ne Plus Ultra

Ravanos

Seriously I understand getting pissed at a game I do it as well. but how and WHY the fuck does his guildmates put up with that?

You would think a guild leader like this would have ZERO people in his guild.

I don't give a shit how uber you think you are or how big your E-p33n is I would not put up with that shit.

Rampagious

Its funnier if you actually know the encounters and get what he is talking about. P.S. his guild fucking sucks, just thought I would throw that out there :P

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Nurta

It's funny but sounds kind of staged otherwise I don't see how anyone would play with him. I'd play just to laugh at his redneck ass :D

The guy who yells about DOTs and -50 DKP sounds like the real deal though. I remember that from a while back, very funny :D

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methulah

Whoa, Nekhebet sounds exactly like that. /wrists

Savin

This is almost exactly like Kraks who used to lead Disruption on Blackburrow. Also known as Cracatoa who used to be in Amend and Descendants.

Iboo

WATCHING FUCKING BLUES CLUE IN YOUR NINJA TURTLE UNDERWEAR

lmao amazing