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    Default Memorable Eq2 quotes (the lighter side of eq2)

    Got any quotes that make you giggle every time you think of them? Post them here.

    Titanite: "Why did I just die there?"
    Us: "Because your health dropped to 0."

    Random raid peep clicks macro: /say Intruders!! Intruders!!
    Titanite has an aneurysm.



    2 weeks after launch
    Coriantumir: Wow, how did you just survive the jump off that rock? Is it bugged? Hey look at me!

    Me: "No, no, it's a skill called........" (watches a fat assed bear's stubby little legs running in mid air as he falls to the ground)

    System: Coriantumir has just fallen to his death.



    Titanite: "How did Blamo end up over there by the mob dead?"
    Blamo: "ummmmm I was debuffing mental"



    Lastat: "I'm getting wife agro" or "I just lost a ton of wife faction today"
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    Default Re: Memorable Eq2 quotes (the lighter side of eq2)

    Anything I say is memorable. Or something that makes you want to rip your ears off.

    Pick one of the two.


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    Default Re: Memorable Eq2 quotes (the lighter side of eq2)

    Xelus: "SKEET SKEET"


    nuff said.
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    Default Re: Memorable Eq2 quotes (the lighter side of eq2)

    Joining a PUG and the first thing that you hear,

    "Ok guys, only two more sets of shards to get"

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    Default Re: Memorable Eq2 quotes (the lighter side of eq2)

    Quote Originally Posted by Emanji View Post
    Xelus: "SKEET SKEET"


    nuff said.
    qfe

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    BANGarth

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    Default Re: Memorable Eq2 quotes (the lighter side of eq2)

    my uncle will ban u...

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    Default Re: Memorable Eq2 quotes (the lighter side of eq2)

    Quote Originally Posted by Kelenvor View Post
    Joining a PUG and the first thing that you hear,

    "Ok guys, only two more sets of shards to get"

    Or traveling half way across Norath for an instance to hear when you finally arrive. "Alright, one named left, lets get em"

    Over Teamspeak. "Lightning bolt, Lightning bolt!"
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    Default Re: Memorable Eq2 quotes (the lighter side of eq2)

    Question: "What group do you want me in?"
    Answer: "Group 5"

    I laugh every time someone says group 5.
    Woohoo! Today's getaway has been brought to you by, the letter F... for fucked in the head, which you are, Ricky!

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    I don't know why but I am picturing Bill Cosby waving a cigar around mumble yelling "Blooooobies say tha funniest things! mahahahah!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Shade View Post
    WHAT ABOUT THE DILDO?

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    Default Re: Memorable Eq2 quotes (the lighter side of eq2)

    Ugef says, " Ah fuck it I quit!"

    Each and everytime
    "Take my love,
    take my land,
    take me where I cannot stand.
    I don't care, I'm still free,
    You can't take the sky from me"

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