OK as requested, the original Fuck you thread.
The thread was acutally not started by Xelus, but Lleinen in response to the ninja nerf on our stuns and failure by the Dev team to acknowledge the nerf. Even worse, they acknowledged that basically ALL other classes had their stuns ninja nerfed, and they fixed those stuns.
THEN even WORSE, the dev team finally acknowledged that the stuns had been nerfed, but tried to play it off as an intended change.
At this point, the enchanter community was already VERY restless. Posters like me, Xelus, Snark, Nithrill, and so many others were basically assaulting the spells and abilities forums with well thought out posts proving our plight and demanding changes. This ninja nerf, denial, and then statement that it was intended was basically the last straw.
So, Lleinen posted this:
BG OWNED by coercers:
Quote from Blackguard :
Sorry it took so long to get back to you on this. We discussed it for a while, and it looks like the durations on Intense Focus and Harrowing Silence are going to stay as-is for now. Their durations were increased beyond where they should have been in Live Update #13, and we adjusted accordingly in Live Update #16. Additionally, Breathtaking Awe is intentionally limited to 4 targets, as being able to lock down 4 different opponents at once is a powerful ability.
Ryan "Blackguard" Shwayder
The spell Intense Focus had a duration of 14 seconds before LU13, and also worked on epics. Harrowing Silence stayed the same, but its recast was TRIPLED.
The spell Intense Focus had a duration of 11 seconds after LU13, but was nerfed to 10 seconds in LU16. Harrowing Silence was nerfed down to 12 seconds, recast unchanged.
Oh, and its not 4 different opponents, its 4 mobs in 1 encounter, its recast sucks for its new NERFED duration (which blows). Now, maybe I can see locking down 1 entire encounter could be a powerful ability, but when your locking down 4 watered down mobs in 1 encounter powerful, it points to the obvious = you guys are stupid
http://eq2images.station.sony.com/000/000/782/593.jpg
Why dont you find out what the [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn] your even saying before you say it? And why don't you get your messenger [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn] to (as Nerjin said it) :
WHAT IS THE VISION SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ENCHANTERS!!!???
yOU, sIR hAVE bEEN >>> 0 \/\/ /\/ 3 D
why are we so mad? cause you wont answer our questions and you keep nerfing.
wow i feel a lock comming, but whatever, hes owned. fix us, ty.
sorry BG, but you deserved it with that post, get your facts straight. (a lot of bent up frustration is gunna do this)
Btw if you do lock this, your dumb, this is a valid argument, because, well we're correct. feel free to edit the flames, whatever, i got my word out there, but you gots some explainin to do!
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To that, Xelus responded:
I would like to express the following:
F-u-c-k- you for having 2 enchanter classes.
F-u-c-k- you for releasing Everquest 2 early when the game was no where ready to be released.
F-u-c-k- you for releasing Everquest 2 with charm broken to the point of where the spell scroll would be better used as tolet paper.
F-u-c-k- you for your memory leaks from the release of the game to this very day.
F-u-c-k- you for the loading resources bug that comes back to haunt players every so often.
F-u-c-k- you for the nerf of power regen of enchanters and giving bards a better one.
F-u-c-k- you for the lack of raid content in the game.
F-u-c-k- you for the removal of all enchanter stuns and stiffles on epic targets while allowing some other classes to use them.
F-u-c-k- you for making mesmerise, on raids, to be useful as the dev who works on enchanters.
F-u-c-k- you for the nerf of the stun durations of pretty much all of the enchanter stuns.
F-u-c-k- you for nerf to encounter mesmerise.
F-u-c-k- you for allowing me to hold 600 thoughtstones + after coming back from a raid.
F-u-c-k- you for giving me a stiffle spell which I never use on raids.
F-u-c-k- you for the 3 second cast time on our stuns and having them resisted by orange mobs.
F-u-c-k- you for the nerf on tyrannical mind when the damage output after the bug-fix is less than a thousand in some epic encounters.
F-u-c-k- you for giving me the utility half of a bard.
F-u-c-k- you for giving me a amnesia that pretty much kills me on some mobs because of the removal of the 1.5s on epics.
F-u-c-k- youfor a root that breaks when I give a mean look at the rooted target.
F-u-c-k- you for giving us "fun spells" that cannot be casted on players equal or higher levels.
F-u-c-k- you for the power pool nerf in our spells.
F-u-c-k- you for giving us a mental mitigation buff that's lower than the cleri's equivalent.
F-u-c-k-you for even calling us Enchanters.
F-u-c-k-you for even giving Coercers charm.
F-u-c-k-you for giving us a charm that can only be used in solo.
F-u-c-k-you for claiming for nearly a year that charm will be the Coercer's innate ability to be used widely.
F-u-c-k-you for a charm with 3 concentration slots.
F-u-c-k-you for a charm that is unable to charm useful stuff.
F-u-c-k-you for a charm that has no risk vs reward.
F-u-c-k-you for giving Enchanters so many power drain spells that provides ZERO use.
F-u-c-k-you for making epic targets undrainable and heroic mobs dying too fast for power drains to be effective.
F-u-c-k-you for making mindbend as useful as our ability to Coerce mobs.
F-u-c-k-you for giving us a aggro buff that's nearly useless on hard raid mobs.
F-u-c-k-you for making me type up this F-u-c-k-you post.
F-u-c-k-you for making so many game altering changes that I can not longer even keep up with.
F-u-c-k-you for making most of our 52-55-58 spells useless or underpowered.
F-u-c-k-you for broken raid content.
F-u-c-k-you for changing the raid content every week.
F-u-c-k-you for raid gear that's worse than some instance farming gear.
F-u-c-k-you for instance crashes that lock us our or require hours of farming for.
F-u-c-k-you for Customer Service that's only qualified to serve "Hi, I need a shard."
F-u-c-k-you for your server lags.
F-u-c-k-you for your dull tradeskilling system.
F-u-c-k-you for having raid mobs where I do more dps wacking with my prismatics on than attempting to nuke.
F-u-c-k-you for crashing my Everquest 2 just right now.
F-u-c-k-you for releasing DoF with some bull F-u-c-k-ideas.
F-u-c-k-you for adding elemental auto attacks to the game along with elemental tanks.
F-u-c-k-you for denying that it was intentional.
F-u-c-k-you for denying Enchanters any raid ability.
F-u-c-k-you for claiming you actually are looking into Enchanters.
F-u-c-k-you for even looking into Enchanters, all it leads to is less things to do on raid mobs and nerfs.
F-u-c-k-you for censoring my guild.
F-u-c-k-you for allowing people to train me with mobs and doing nothing about it.
F-u-c-k-you for claiming my fraps video of a guy training mobs on me is not evidence.
F-u-c-k-you for even having a /report command that only works when you get that one GM that actually knows what he's doing.
F-u-c-k-you for firing that GM.
F-u-c-k-you for allowing people to threaten me.
F-u-c-k-you for now suspending my alt when I used him to threaten myself.
F-u-c-k-you for making harvest nodes more epic than epic encounters, loot wise for tanks.
F-u-c-k-you for changing the game so many times I can no longer think of any more reasons to say F-u-c-k-you for
And FINALLY
F-u-c-k-YOU FOR DELETING THIS post
Message Edited by ProphecyCT on 11-19-200512:12 AM
Message Edited by ProphecyCT on 11-19-2005 12:12 AM
Xelus
Dissolution Guild (Sorry, but i can't give you the URL directly because GM's said they would ban me if I did)
The Gamewide Coercer Community Channel - /join Nektulos.Coercer
The Gamewide Enchanter Community Channel - /join Nektulos.Enchanter
11-19-2005 12:06 AM
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Then he added:
F-u-c-k- you for banning so many guild banks/guild leaders because of a [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn]ing problem with your [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn]ing game.
F-u-c-k- you for for that NPC that constantly says "Have you seen a gnoll before?"
F-u-c-k- you for the plat farmers that are selling master spells for 50+ plat.
F-u-c-k- you for all the useless Pokemon rewards from epic raid type quests.
F-u-c-k- you for a godking whos hand is bigger and meaner looking than himself.
F-u-c-k- you for my Jboots I cannot destroy.
F-u-c-k- you for spending resources on SOGA models that look like [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn].
F-u-c-k- you for wasting resources on SOGA models that could have been used to fix the game.
F-u-c-k- you for the daily server resets.
F-u-c-k- you for every time I fell under the world.
F-u-c-k- you for even calling CT a playable zone.
F-u-c-k- you for even calling Obalisk of the Lost Souls a playable zone.
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And the post that got me banned from the SOE forums:
xel, you forgot one thing:
f-u-c-k-you for making us into whiny b!tches, forcing other classes (and probably the dev team) to think we are totally full of sh!t, when our complaints are perhaps the most valid and pervasive in the game....despite our abyssmal class population.
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Somehow, the thread continued for a couple days and extended a few more pages, but I didn't think to save it after the first page. Xelus added some more fuck yous, but they are gone forever.
So there you have it, the original fuck you thread, preserved forever.
Re: Fuck You SoE For:
:smiley-very-happy:
