Tater

AXKIVA: JUGS IN GUYS!

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The Tater is retired, but this sig owns so ill keep it!

Tyirul

Bruni: You fire
Me: Fuck you I quit
-You have been disbanded from the group-
/shout FUCK YOU BRUNI!
Bruni: shut up you fucking noob
Bruni: not my fault you suck and can't tank
/shout and your point?
Bruni: Hold on
- You have been invited to join a group -
/group what's good?
Bruni: Not you, stop fucking sucking
/group why?
Bruni: Cause your a noob
/group don't make me leave again
Bruni: shut up before I kick you
/group okay

Aralas

i forget where i saw heard tihs but this all happened in shout it looks like from teh SS i have ill use letter i have no names it got blurred when i got the pic
Z Says : I am in a Forest
X says :Lemme know if you hear that tree fall
J Says : With his luck it will fall on him
E says : I leaned up against a tree once to take a dookie and it fell over
H says : My last girlfriend pointed out that i need to wash my hands after going to the bathroom standing up. I quickly won the fight when i reminded her she puts it in her mouth

(can upload SS if needed that i didnt make this shit up)

Mr-Furious

Guildie A says: Do you think Transfomers are actually asexual and can transform their penis into a vagina? *makes transforming sound*

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AricaJade

& the scariest part is he's damn good at making the transforming sound *shakes head*

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Shackleton1

Ipum

my personal favorite was one i remember seeing from ishbu on some forum, went something like
"quick, give me jester's, my thermal shocker is up"

Faeth

On a Lyceum Raid:-

RaidLeader: "Okay so Astoph, send in your worm, then Bronch, you grab it."

I'm afraid I may have wiped the raid on this pull - I couldn't see my hotbar for the tears streaming down my face.....

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Nardaak

qfe x2

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serum321

My personal favorite is when my guild was raiding mmis and we were fighting one of the viswins waiting on the raid leader to call the burn at the end. At 15% vent was clear....12%....10%...still no call for burn, so I call for burn at around 8%, but of course it was too late to get into the full swing so we go the mob to around 2% the mob healed to 30% then up to 60% and as we're all wiping and chaos is ensuing. We hear the raid leader say:

"Ok...he's at 20% get ready....15% start burning....alright full on burn...go, go, go.....aaaaaaand STAKE HIM!"

So now of course whenever there is a wipe happening I have to shout in vent stake him!