Memorable Eq2 quotes (the lighter side of eq2)

vcjester · 03-19-2008, 04:21 PM

Got any quotes that make you giggle every time you think of them? Post them here.

Titanite: "Why did I just die there?"
Us: "Because your health dropped to 0."

Random raid peep clicks macro: /say Intruders!! Intruders!!
Titanite has an aneurysm.

2 weeks after launch
Coriantumir: Wow, how did you just survive the jump off that rock? Is it bugged? Hey look at me!

Me: "No, no, it's a skill called........" (watches a fat assed bear's stubby little legs running in mid air as he falls to the ground)

System: Coriantumir has just fallen to his death.

Titanite: "How did Blamo end up over there by the mob dead?"
Blamo: "ummmmm I was debuffing mental"

Lastat: "I'm getting wife agro" or "I just lost a ton of wife faction today"

Narelie · 03-19-2008, 04:33 PM

Anything I say is memorable. Or something that makes you want to rip your ears off.

Pick one of the two.

Emanji · 03-19-2008, 06:01 PM

Xelus: "SKEET SKEET"

nuff said.

Kelenvor · 03-19-2008, 06:04 PM

Joining a PUG and the first thing that you hear,

"Ok guys, only two more sets of shards to get"

TANGARTH · 03-19-2008, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emanji

Xelus: "SKEET SKEET"

nuff said.

qfe

arturos · 03-19-2008, 06:09 PM

my uncle will ban u...

vcjester · 03-19-2008, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelenvor

Joining a PUG and the first thing that you hear,

"Ok guys, only two more sets of shards to get"

Or traveling half way across Norath for an instance to hear when you finally arrive. "Alright, one named left, lets get em"

Over Teamspeak. "Lightning bolt, Lightning bolt!"

Conky · 03-19-2008, 07:31 PM

Question: "What group do you want me in?"
Answer: "Group 5"

I laugh every time someone says group 5.

Bigguss · 03-19-2008, 08:18 PM

I don't know why but I am picturing Bill Cosby waving a cigar around mumble yelling "Blooooobies say tha funniest things! mahahahah!"

Kammee · 03-19-2008, 09:52 PM

Ugef says, " Ah fuck it I quit!"

Each and everytime