Win Skaer's account contest!

Skaer · 06-07-2008, 12:06 AM

Everyone who posts in this thread will have an opportunity to get my account, for free. No strings attached, all you have to do is call SoE and unban it (they're hurting for customers and the account has been banned for a year, the chance of it not being unbanned is slim to zero)

The account has three level 70 Characters.

Milosis - The only one in the world on EQ2.

Vertix - Resides on blackburrow.

Skaer - Resides on blackburrow.

The account has no play experience in RoK, however, wouldn't if be cool if you could be me?!?! you would have automatic respect as any class you played! (unless they knew that I gave you the account, of course).

There are really no rules, just post in this thread. I'll write a small script to select your name at random and you win!

Cracatoa · 06-07-2008, 12:09 AM

This account was banned for him saying in 60-69 that the furnaces pwned the jews. I highly doubt it is ever unbanned.

Skaer · 06-07-2008, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cracatoa

This account was banned for him saying in 60-69 that the furnaces pwned the jews. I highly doubt it is ever unbanned.

30-40, on an alt. You think EQ wouldn't unban an account for money at this point.

Welcome the first entry in the contest!

Helspeth · 06-07-2008, 12:32 AM

im posting to win your account to sell your toon, thx

Nardaak · 06-07-2008, 01:13 AM

just hand it over

Kyrsten · 06-07-2008, 01:18 AM

posting due to extreme lolz at the comment that earned you the ban

Skaer · 06-07-2008, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyrsten

posting due to extreme lolz at the comment that earned you the ban

Due to my amazing memory, I can recall exactly how it happened.

*zone into EL* (on my level 38 illusionist Tiraen)
You say (30-40): This channel sucks.
Halciion (30-40): Skaer!
You say (30-40): Yo.
Halciion (30-40): How's your new guild.
You say (30-40) It pwns like the furnaces did the Jews in the Holocaust.
Halciion (30-40): Oh my god, that's so horrible. I feel disgusting laughing.
Some penisloving40yearoldman (30-40): omg that's horrible, reported!
You say (30-40): Shut up you penis loving old man.

(it was one of Halciion's alts, I really can't remember. But it was her)

Long argument about semantics.

GM tells you: Hi this is GM such and such, I've had a report about you using inapropriate language.
You tell GM: I'm really not sure what you're talking about, can you let me know what it is I've said?
GM tells you: No, I'm sorry I can't repeat what you said.
GM tells you: I'm going to have to suspend your account and submit this for review for a possible ban.
You tell GM: You're going to suspend me for something I don't even know that I did?
GM tells you: Goodbye.

Two hours later I was banned. Fastest customer support ever.

Lithin · 06-07-2008, 01:42 AM

lmao entered

axuis · 06-07-2008, 01:56 AM

add me in this be my 2nd banned account if it works lol

Lopann · 06-07-2008, 02:48 AM

lol sign me up.