Pink Poodle

Which non-attackable NPC do you wish you could kill? In before Nathan Ironforge, Orpheus (something or other,) or Nosno the Naysayer.

I pick Garar Splitscar. "A torch and some bravery-" oh shut up, you stupid furry.

And that Foster dude in Nettleville. The arrogant guy.

So, what are your picks?

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Rave Ghost says: "Rhoslyn: 80 Guardian of Befallen!
Imtithal: Almost-80 Necromancer of Nagafen! How nice!"

Tater

Not a damn question, Nathan Ironforge, I hate that fucker. Have you ever seen a gnoll before? Look at me douche I have my destroyer of Gnolls title on I have seen plenty.

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The Tater is retired, but this sig owns so ill keep it!

northland

QFE

I hate that motherfucker so much.

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Laodaron

Mine is that fuckstick on the Nek docks, asking for help. When you hail him he says " It wasn't me! I swear it" or whatever. but then he begs for help again

Tater

Soothsayer Tabina can rot in hell to, I know what my future is bitch shut up!

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The Tater is retired, but this sig owns so ill keep it!

Uyaem

Mine would be Isabella(?) Cestus on Zek docks...

Back in the days when I was playing very casually, doing all those book-quests you can buy in Qeynos library (Isabella Cestus' Family History, Irena Cestus' Family History, ... there's like 4 or 5 of em) which used to take you aaaages to do, camping "young weald wolves" at the time for no reward (yes I was young and needed the XP).

Then I arrive in Zek for the first time, see a member of the Cellus family there... hail her, and she says something like "Took you long enough, where have you been?"
Wtf... I'd serously like to be able to reply something like "Catching up on your bloody family, bitch" :-/

Epitaphe

that fucking kid that runs around in WFP. i want him to meet some homicidalpsychopedmaniac and die slowly.

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Outside of a dog reading is man's best friend. Inside it s too dark to read...

Gregornous

Every mender, in every town.

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Tiuri

Sergeant Quackers in QH.

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Borat: Sometime, my sister, she show her vagine to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this, you will never get this, la la la la la!", and he behind his cage, he crazy crazy, everybody laugh, she goes "You will never get this", but one time, he break cage and he 'get this', and then we will laugh, high five! [high-fives humor coach]
Humor Coach: [awkward pause] No, that would not be funny in America.

Morara

Everyone in Qeynos, twice.