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Old 08-20-2009, 12:59 PM  
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Or perhaps you should give up and slit your wrists (down, not across), because nobody is going to hire/fuck someone who drools and has almond-shaped eyes (except maybe Chris Burke [Look! I can namedrop, too!]).
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Old 08-20-2009, 01:05 PM  
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Or perhaps you should give up and slit your wrists (down, not across), because nobody is going to hire/fuck someone who drools and has almond-shaped eyes (except maybe Chris Burke [Look! I can namedrop, too!]).
Ah you see, you recognised that I'm European but failed to recognise that we are in a different time zone to you. I think timezones are highlighted in the latter stages of high school - not to worry.

If you had realised you'd prolly have also realised that I am at "work" right now and hence not in need of hiring.

It's a concept I suppose you wouldn't understand given that you're sitting in a dimly lit basement somewhere, surrounded by the pictures of dicks you kept from English class, jerking off whilst posting on flames.

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Old 08-20-2009, 01:15 PM  
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Absolutely. I should have inferred that the only possible place you could be in the late afternoon would be at work, and not in your painkeep wearing a semen-stained fursuit, hoping to god your mom doesn't walk in on you as you insert sharpies rectally.
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Old 08-20-2009, 01:23 PM  
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Absolutely. I should have inferred that the only possible place you could be in the late afternoon would be at work, and not in your painkeep wearing a semen-stained fursuit, hoping to god your mom doesn't walk in on you as you insert sharpies rectally.
Back to form again.

I think it was 6 or 7 posts - not bad, however I can't help feeling that all of these little scenarios you create stoke the fire of your depraved sexual imagination and thus I won't encourage you any longer.

I leave you alone with your thoughts of man schlong and bid you a good night.
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Old 08-20-2009, 01:27 PM  
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It was tiring responding to someone who basically had a thousand permutations of "OH YEAH??????" as a retort.
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Old 08-20-2009, 01:33 PM  
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It was tiring responding to someone who basically had a thousand permutations of "OH YEAH??????" as a retort.
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It's because when you say anything, the first thing that pops into my head is a disgusting visual of you combing glory hole jizz out of your neckbeard before leaving the rest stop.

Maybe if you stopped licking dicks to orgasm

you pig-thick cheesy cock.

NO, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS A DICKLICKER, SIR.

focus less on cock sucking and more on reading between the lines.

first thing that pops into my head is a disgusting visual of you combing glory hole jizz out of your neckbeard before leaving the rest stop.
Yes, yes Mr. Eloquent Wordsmith.

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Old 08-20-2009, 05:59 PM  
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Yes, yes Mr. Eloquent Wordsmith.
Thank you for agreeing with me, but there is something i would like to change in one of your theories....i see Morara more as Blanka, both stupid and gay. I pretty sure the rest of flames would agree with me, or most anyways. And i dont think its worth feeding the gay troll, aka Morara. He is one of those stupid bitches who "thinks" he is right and wont give up on stupidity since thats all he is good at. Just my input to you, you can push stupidity but it gets old after a while. He comes here and thinks he is the cool guy all because he has/had mythical trouble because his SK sucks. Thats what it all comes down to and with the fact of his poor reading comp. and daddy issues.

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I'm still a little bit gimp. I'm slacking on filling out the last 3 pieces of T2, as well as the fact that I'm only at 167 AA.
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Yet even with that own personal admission, I'm better than you for one very simple reason:
1) I didn't roll on LDL.
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Sound the alarm! I all suck cock! My brother is Blanka and I fail the other half the time

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Old 08-20-2009, 06:20 PM  
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Yet even with that own personal admission, I'm better than you for two very simple reasons:

1) I didn't roll on LDL.
2) I'm not secretly having a gay crush on a SK on Everfrost.
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Yet even with that own personal admission, I'm better than you for two very simple reasons:

1) I didn't roll on LDL.
2) I'm not secretly having a gay crush on a SK on Everfrost.
1) i lol at you...better than me because you didnt roll on LDL? pffft, thats a laugh. I can transfer and still kick your ass with us both having mythicals. Almost got my mythical a year and you are getting your's when? and you have BUY myth updates?

2) Its called research dumbfuck, you know where you go to certain links and it pops up another web page?
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Old 08-20-2009, 06:34 PM  
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Back to form again.

I think it was 6 or 7 posts - not bad, however I can't help feeling that all of these little scenarios you create stoke the fire of your depraved sexual imagination and thus I won't encourage you any longer.

I leave you alone with your thoughts of man schlong and bid you a good night.
Excuse me sir, but you seem to have a tendancy to mention male genetalia moreso than Cuddlebug.

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It's a concept I suppose you wouldn't understand given that you're sitting in a dimly lit basement somewhere, surrounded by the pictures of dicks you kept from English class, jerking off whilst posting on flames.
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Maybe I should use the huge array of flames you have in your arsenal - penis head?
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I have a feeling you'll fail but don't worry. Those couple of years you spent drawing dicks during English lessons at High School aren't completely in vain - Sam Deathwalker did the same afaik and now look at him! You have it all to look forward to.
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Yes, yes tho old Euro insult - it cuts deep. Why don't you break tradition and call me a dick, or a blowjob, or even a cum guzzler.
This is all from an observer's standpoint, sir.
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