New Contested Epics?! - Page 7

Pink Poodle · 10-05-2009, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Kriptini

The Kelethin Kooking Klub

(Obtain the quest from Rush Limbaugh in Greater Faydark.)

A pale, old, and slightly senile Fae invited me to join an exclusive club, promising me "liberation." Before I can join, I will need to pay for initiation.

1. I should purchase a Sinci's Hood of Death from the Station Marketplace.

(Complete by purchasing a Sinci's Hood of Death from the Station Marketplace.)

2. I should speak to Rush Limbaugh.

(Complete by speaking to Rush Limbaugh in Greater Faydark.)

3. The item I bought seems to be the wrong color. I should find a way to color it white.

(Go to the crafting guild in Kelethin and right-click a barrel. Select "bury hood in flour" to receive the update and a Kelethin Kooking Klub Hood in your inventory.)

4. I should return to Rush Limbaugh.

(Complete by speaking to Rush Limbaugh in Greater Faydark.)

5. I should head to the headquarters of the Kelethin Kooking Klub. Rush said the entrance is in the Kelethin crafting guild.

(In the crafting guild in Kelethin, click on a curtain to be zoned into a solo instance. Proceed through the dialogue with the Klub and the quest will advance. The dialogue explains that Obama is opressing them and a serious threat to the Klub's activities.)

6. The Opressor must be stopped at all costs! I should gather some friends and take him down!

(Engage Obama in combat and he will spawn fifty "a Secret Service agent," 51 ^^^'s. After killing them all, right-click Obama and select lynch. He will fall to the ground, dead.)

7. I should take the Opressor's head as proof of my victory!

(This is a body loot from the corpse of Obama.)

8. I should return to the Klub's headquarters.

(Go back to the solo instance via the curtain in the Kelethin crafting guild. After more dialogue about how the Opressor's pupeteer must get a clear message of resistance from the Klub, Rush will give you a wooden cross and a recipie for Dark Meat.)

9. I must craft some Dark Meat.

(Scribe the recipie Rush gave you. Go to the Stove and Keg inside the Klub instance and craft one Dark Meat. It is a level ten recipie, with the head of the Opressor as the primary component and the wooden cross as the fuel component.)

10. I must deliver the Dark Meat to Speaker Rep. Nancy Pelosi.

(Enter the Thieves' Way in Freeport, and near the zone-in to South Freeport, you will find Speaker Rep. Nancy Pelosi and a few others seated around a cardboard box. After some dialogue, she will take the Dark Meat and eat it, after which you will tell her she just ate Obama's head. Nancy and her four friends will attack you, they are all level 80 with three down arrows.)

11. I should kill Rush Limbaugh for making an asshole out of me.

(Head back to the Klub's HQ and hail Rush Limbaugh. After some dialogue, he will become aggro, level 85 ^^^, with a nasty mental-based AoE. Rush will begin to shout out completely racist and idiotic remarks. This AoE can be mitigated by turning NPCsay off in your chatboxes.)

Quest Reward: Kelthin Kooking Club Hood (house item)