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    Default Miss EQ2Flames contest - airfare to Fanfaire!

    Ok, so I've been drinking good scotch in the Atlanta Ritz Carlton.

    And this thought occurs to me - we need a Miss EQ2Flames for Fanfaire.

    Yes, I'm serious.

    Winner will receive a round trip ticket anywhere in the Continental US to the Fanfaire in Las Vegas.

    I'll get the ticket from my unused frequent flyer miles probably, or if that isn't possible, I'm going to cap the payout on this ticket to $400, which should be no problem for an advance purchase, non-refundable ticket for an August flight to Las Vegas from a major US city.

    Here's the rules:

    -Entrants must be a RL female human being, but age and physical appearance are not important, provided you are at least 18, since I don't want to be responsible for a bunch of horny dudes making comments about underage females. But it doesn't matter if you're married, single, a lesbian, whatever, or whether your essay is slutty or a solution to ending world hunger.

    -Entrants must post a RECENT pic in this thread along with their comments, up to 1000 words in length but hopefully at least a few paragraphs, about why they would make the perfect Miss EQ2Flames.

    -Entrants must be able, willing, and planning on going to the August Fanfaire. Please don't waste my money.

    -After we get entrants for a couple weeks, I'll post the names of everyone who entered in a poll, and majority vote gets the ticket.

    -I'm not covering hotel room, bar tabs, etc.

    -I will also throw in a specially designed "Miss EQ2Flames" spagetti strap low cut sort of t-shirt thing.

    I personally will vote for the woman who writes the best essay, regardless of looks. But you ladies know how this works, this is somewhat like a wet t-shirt contest. The purpose of this contest is to inspire a bunch of horny and in many cases lonely dudes.

    So, you are free to post any picture you want, and can show anything from g-string to a nun costume, I don't care. Please, no exposed boobie and beaver shots.

    But your response can be anything you want.

    I'm asking the guys who reply and vote to PLEASE look at the women who post pics in this thread as individuals, people of beauty, roses and orchids if you prefer, rather than as a pizza delivered with a six pack. Please, show respect, and if you don't have anything nice to say about an entrant, why not just STFU.

    Let the hawtness begin!

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    Default Re: Miss EQ2Flames contest - airfare to Fanfaire!

    No fair.


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    Default Re: Miss EQ2Flames contest - airfare to Fanfaire!

    I think Samirah from AB would win this hands down. /hugs.

    PS: you look really awesome dressed like a mother fucking fae.

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    Default Re: Miss EQ2Flames contest - airfare to Fanfaire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Snark View Post
    No fair.

    I agree with Snark, but let's get some things straight here...

    1.) LFG is doing this because he hopes to get laid and make the total of girls slept with "501"

    2.) This is discrimination to the male-gender people on this forum, I can sue your fucking ass right out of the water if you don't change the rules, prick.

    That is all.

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    Default Re: Miss EQ2Flames contest - airfare to Fanfaire!




    Don't vote for me and I'll beat your ass!

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    Default Re: Miss EQ2Flames contest - airfare to Fanfaire!

    Thats definitely not a woman!

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    Default Re: Miss EQ2Flames contest - airfare to Fanfaire!

    That's what your mom said when she found you giving that reach-around to your boyfriend~

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    Default Re: Miss EQ2Flames contest - airfare to Fanfaire!

    I nominate Snark's sister.

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    Default Re: Miss EQ2Flames contest - airfare to Fanfaire!



    This person wins!
    Rothrek Is My Cum Gargling Bukakke Queen.

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    Default Re: Miss EQ2Flames contest - airfare to Fanfaire!

    Shit, at this rate we should just give a prize to the first female to post in this thread.

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