Things I've learned
Kind of new here, but here are some things I've learned...
1) If someone speaks to you using broken English and made up words in the game, they are bots and fucktards that should get a life and stop pestering you.
2) If you type here and use broken English and made up words, like teh, weaksauce, and fucktard, you're cool and obviously not a bot.
3) No matter what you are arguing about, no matter what the facts are, all you have to do to win an argument is say, "if you knew anything about your class, or game mechanics, or the rotational velocity of the Earth, it would all be clear to you". Wait, that's not quite correct. "It would all be clear to you, Fucktard"
4) Ideas and thoughts here are apparently really bad. There are alot of posts here that people seem to grace with, "Worst idea, ever", "Dumbest thing ever". I'm thinking the dumbest idea ever was starting up a second front with Russia, but I guess suggesting grey con mobs being aggro is WAY WAY worse than that!! Grey Con mobs aggro FTL, Fucktard!!
5) This is the only game I have ever played where retiring from a game means still coming to a website that deals with said game exclusively. It is also apparently necessary to tell everyone you are "retiring".
6) Healing in this game is either completely impossible, or completely irrelevant, depending on the current distance to Halley's Comet at the time. You either need 5-6 healers to heal a raid, or you need 1 necro and 1 dirge. If you need more than 1 Paladin specced healer to solo heal Nizara, then you need to quit these pickup grouping Fucktards Botting wannabes.
7) Bots are not actually bots. I used to think a bot implied noone is actually playing, but I've come to find that bot means anyone who has ever taken something you wanted and had the unmitigated gall to sell it on the broker. The fact you would have done nothing more than sell it on the broker is irrelevant.
8) Travel times are actually instantaneous. If anyone mentions faster travel might enhance their own enjoyment, people will come out of the woodwork to tell you they can make it on foot, walking, backwards, into the wind, uphill, from Steamfront Mountains to Deathtoll, faster than the Falcon made the Kessel Run.
9) A no tolerance policy here actually means, well, no tolerance except when I think it is cool to be tolerated. People here can rise up in parallel and mass unity, and complain platsellers are ruining their game, but darnit, if someone does the exact same thing as platsellers do, and is banned for it, it is a catastrophe of justice. What the heck was Sony thinking!?! Get the rope!!
10) No matter what DPS someone else does, no matter what the setting, they suck and should be booted from the class. If it is pointed out they did more DPS than you, then it is clearly because they were EQ FuBbared!! (Fucking Buffed beyond all recognition)
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I love you. There, I said it.
