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    I'm your huckleberry Elitherea's Avatar
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    Default My 3-Month Ban: A Dark Journey

    I write this for the unbanned.

    I remember the carefree days before my 3-month ban from Flames. Life seemed very simple then, I had my home, my cats, my job, the game, this site; I thought it would last forever.

    The day I threatened Hoss with a bulge pic was just like any other. I picked up a pint of Jim Beam, a pack of smokes, a #2 combo from Wendy's, came home and fired up the computer. If I could only go back in time, I'd have tossed that burger out the window, slammed that pint of whiskey, and just gone to bed. But we can't go back, can we...

    My first reaction to the ban was denial, of course. I remember sitting here for hours trying to log in. "I must have forgotten my password" I told myself. "There's another 'Elitherea' and I am accidentally using his password - HE'S the one who's banned!!"

    When reality finally set in, I sat silently staring at the computer for a few minutes as I slowly began to absorb the pain. I don't remember much after that, but apparently I somehow found my way back to the liquor store, because when I woke up the next day, I was covered in vomit which I can only assume was my own, I'd shit the bed, and there were 3 dozen empty Kahlua mini's on the floor.

    Through the ugly haze in my head I stumbled to the computer and tried to log on to Flames. Denied. I cried out to God. "If you really exist, God, you'll lift this ban! If you are truly the omnipotent and benevolent Lord of this foul universe, prove it now by doing just a little bit of hacking on my behalf, and I swear I will never masturbate again!" But He wasn't listening.

    I don't remember microwaving my cat, setting my house on fire, or carrying my sniper rifle to the car, but I do remember when I first pulled those Pennsylvania state troopers into my crosshairs. I was deflecting, of course - I'm generally pro-Law Enforcement. But I thought to myself, "These men represent law and order - the very same law and order that resulted in my Flames ban." I pulled the trigger. You've probably read about the rest.

    The transsexual hookers were a bad idea. Fact is, I didn't even notice the dick on the first one until I flipped her over into missionary. By then it was too late so I just went with it. I guess I'm gay now.

    As for the crystal meth, I started out just snorting it.

    Anyway, yeah, I'm back. But I'll never be the same again.

    If you HAVEN'T been banned from Flames, please, I beg you - do NOT let this happen to you.

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    MINDSLIME MUTHERFUCKER
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    Default Re: My 3-Month Ban: A Dark Journey

    Its safe to say you missed nothing in the 3 months you were away .

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    Default Re: My 3-Month Ban: A Dark Journey

    10/10

    Quote Originally Posted by Алексейманорег View Post
    Zero them progress

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    I stand with Rand Hoss's Avatar
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    Default Re: My 3-Month Ban: A Dark Journey

    Quote Originally Posted by Clownshoe View Post
    10/10
    will read again
    It's only weird if it doesn't work.

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    IT'S OVER 9000 gahnand's Avatar
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    I guess I'm gay now

    Lol

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    Default Re: My 3-Month Ban: A Dark Journey

    Basic Paladin's Guide to Success
    http://www.twitch.tv/maergoth/
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    Quote Originally Posted by matin View Post
    wow it sickens me to even believe your a person, no human being would say this

    shame on you

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    Default Re: My 3-Month Ban: A Dark Journey

    the only thing you missed was that this forum morphed from an equilibrium sand table to a gaige sand table.
    same kids tho.

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    IT'S OVER 9000 gahnand's Avatar
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    Sand table

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    Default Re: My 3-Month Ban: A Dark Journey

    Quote Originally Posted by ganhand View Post
    I guess I'm gay now
    Were you ever straight?

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    Default Re: My 3-Month Ban: A Dark Journey

    This website is pretty addicting. I haven't played EQ2 for four or five years but for some reason I keep coming back...

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