Guard DPS - Page 19

Skel · 12-05-2007, 07:19 AM

No one ever said its not possible to tank T1 trash in O stance... we just said you are a douche. You have only further proven the point.

Cupcake · 12-05-2007, 07:57 AM

This thread was going well, but I feel it's starting to fade out.

Saracen · 12-05-2007, 11:55 AM

Well I tried my best to add some flames to the guardian board. these guys are far to serious though...

Jaraxx · 12-05-2007, 12:41 PM

My stance on this is simple Saracen. Is it possible to tank these zones in offensive? Umm duh? What are you kidding? Was it a practical Idea for me to do that with such low priests? No, it wasn't - that's why my parse was so low with full defensive. Also add on the part were I died three times - none of this helps my dps. I also really couldn't care less. I've already explained why my parse was low on several occasions. Stop acting like an ignorant tool. No one ever said it couldn't be done in offensive.

MOVING ON

I stayed in defensive and dual wielded in executioners throne room for fun - this time I didn't actually die because I had more then 4 priests healing. We also did PHH with like 2 and a half groups so dps was super high. We just wanted the status and it was for fun. My parse (copy pasted from my website) Obviously, I could make up these numbers but they're not unrealistic. However if you do decide to challenge them I'll have my parse guy post extensive breakdowns of my dps.

This was PHH Jara 4549

My parse was 2090 in Executioners Throne Room including everything. I was in defensive stance dual wielding for the trash. Then Defensive Tower shield + 1hander for Pawbuster.

Before Pawbuster I was 2400. After I was 2090. Never going into offensive.

That right there should be something to aim for. If I was in offensive I would of been at least 2800. Next time we do Tome of Thugga I'll post my parse. However we only do the t1 zones if we are waiting for people to get on so we can do the real zone, Veeshans Peak - not this kiddie crap. Since we end up doing the t1 zones with 2-3 groups that's why our parses will look low and that's how I might die.

Now once again - I actually spend the time to try and explain things to you. Hopefully it might sink in and you can stop acting like an idiot. If not so be it.

Cheers,

Saracen · 12-05-2007, 01:57 PM

Lol @ 'No one ever said it couldn't be done in offensive.'

Lets see a few examples :P

Grind: 'Stuff in RoK hurts.' pretty much skepticism right there (was a lot of that flying around).

Jaraxx: 'I am scared to fucking death to go into offensive stance or a 2hander for any of these zones atm.' hmm this was before you explained your lack of full raid so meh.

Shinzul: 'if you go offensive in any of the new zones, you'll probably die.' hah...

And that was a brief glance for three quotes.

You didn't need to explain yourself 'again'. I said you had explained sufficiently a good few posts back...

All you needed to do was post a new parse lol.

Anyway I look forward to beating it.

Aias · 12-05-2007, 02:25 PM

Just shutup already!

Shinzul · 12-05-2007, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saracen

Lol @ 'No one ever said it couldn't be done in offensive.'

Lets see a few examples :P

Shinzul: 'if you go offensive in any of the new zones, you'll probably die.' hah...

I still stand by that. Although at the time I said that we were doing them with 18 people...

Sure you might get lucky and not die in offensive, but there are so many random spikes that can happen. I.E.- the mob isn't fully debuffed on incoming and double attacks, neither of which are avoided, and one of them crits. In offensive, you'd get hit for upwards of 10k non-crit, and a crit would be 13k.

I never said "You can't go offensive without dying." All I said was you'll probably die, and (especially with 3 groups) you probably will. If you don't, well, the zones are only 10 minutes long... so you got lucky on a few random trash pulls. *shrug*

By the way, I parsed 2007.52 zonewide my first time in the zone in full defensive with 18 people. What's that say? O.o

Bramwell · 12-05-2007, 03:55 PM

Dankshasta · 12-05-2007, 04:45 PM

Wow! Saracen looks like such a douche bag by the end of this thread I almost feel bad for him, but not really

Skel · 12-05-2007, 06:45 PM

Since your grasp on the english language seems to be lacking i will help you.

im·pos·si·ble
adj.

Incapable of having existence or of occurring.
Not capable of being accomplished

prob·a·bly
adverb

1. in all likelihood; very likely

See the difference? Impossible would be like you having sex with something other then a blow up doll. Probably would be like you posting some lame comeback.