Random Guardian Parse Thread - Page 12

Trumak · 03-17-2009, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Falter

Oh, yeah maybe. But atleast im the king of guardian palace trash dps! woo wooo.

Edit: If you think I set up groups or something I don't. Just do it up with what I get. Wannabe.

So your raid leader is retarded and you are a pussy and don't say anything? Is that your rationalization?

Also not sure what I wannabe but it sure isn't needing extra buffs to make myself feel better.

Falter · 03-17-2009, 12:48 AM

Hell no I wanted to see huge numbers son.

Mivius · 03-17-2009, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Trumak

So your raid leader is retarded and you are a pussy and don't say anything? Is that your rationalization?

Also not sure what I wannabe but it sure isn't needing extra buffs to make myself feel better.

I don't understand your arguments...you're jealous you can't parse 11k+?, but because our raid and/or guild leader give him this group I'd say 95%+ of the time, he parses like this (ya, this is trash, but this expansion's standard benchmark for dps, something I think I understand very well)...what? You're upset you can't get the same group? That you aren't given some great parsing group (and here I'd interject that he could probably get a better group for parsing and still tank the trash...), What? I don't get it...really, I mean it.... 200k+ raid dps, his dpsr's doing 20-25k single-target & not dying.... So again, what's the problem?

All I see is someone who appears hurt by someone else posting a good parse, in a group he has pretty much always, and we only run 1 brig too...Why can't you just be happy for the guy, is that so damn hard? Makes you look pretty juvenile IMO.

~Miv

Falter · 03-17-2009, 01:13 AM

With a group such as that Grind would do 13k. tbh.

Trumak · 03-17-2009, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mivius

I don't understand your arguments...you're jealous you can't parse 11k+?, but because our raid and/or guild leader give him this group I'd say 95%+ of the time, he parses like this (ya, this is trash, but this expansion's standard benchmark for dps, something I think I understand very well)...what? You're upset you can't get the same group? That you aren't given some great parsing group (and here I'd interject that he could probably get a better group for parsing and still tank the trash...), What? I don't get it...really, I mean it.... 200k+ raid dps, his dpsr's doing 20-25k single-target & not dying.... So again, what's the problem?

All I see is someone who appears hurt by someone else posting a good parse, in a group he has pretty much always, and we only run 1 brig too...Why can't you just be happy for the guy, is that so damn hard? Makes you look pretty juvenile IMO.

~Miv

So you are the raid leader then lol?

Spetz · 03-17-2009, 04:20 AM

MT group: guard (me), dirge, coercer, templar, mystic, warden. Warden have only 3 set pieces

2 dirges and 1 troub in raid. Monk in raid, no bers/SK. 1 brig.
23 encounters, two of them are double.
No avatar gear at all. 1 Byzola helm in raid - on me.
Raid dps is about 132K.

From the top - Slashing, Cerebral Mindlash, Greater Voidbane, Blade Chime, Overmatch, System Shock, Piece of mind, Strike of the Ethernauts, Separate, Sentinel Strike, Lay Waste, Gut Kick, Exact Strike, Wrath of the Warlord etc.

stout · 03-17-2009, 07:09 AM

His retarded raidleader and him with his retarded group are as far in progression as your guild (if you haven't cried and ragequit to get your way again).

If it wasn't the group set up Falter it would be you having 4 brigs, pulling super slow, taking all the alarcrities, or some other lame crybaby bullshit excuse as to why he can't pull those numbers. I bet you even got battle cry omg ahhhhhhhhh.

ps. Way to gimp your raids pitiful 200k parse and not even "stack" your group Falter by putting a mystic in there newb, lawl at you padding your parse with a defiler!!

Falter · 03-17-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by stout

His retarded raidleader and him with his retarded group are as far in progression as your guild (if you haven't cried and ragequit to get your way again).

If it wasn't the group set up Falter it would be you having 4 brigs, pulling super slow, taking all the alarcrities, or some other lame crybaby bullshit excuse as to why he can't pull those numbers. I bet you even got battle cry omg ahhhhhhhhh.

ps. Way to gimp your raids pitiful 200k parse and not even "stack" your group Falter by putting a mystic in there newb, lawl at you padding your parse with a defiler!!

Yeah always something tbh. Someone get an inquis, assassin, dirge, mystic, warden. With 20% accuracy homg they could be the new king of palace trash dps.

Falter · 03-17-2009, 11:12 AM

Nice parse Spetz btw, if i am reading that right and id like to think I am are you at 100% hit rate with autos? Impressive, closest i have seen was 89%.

Mivius · 03-17-2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Trumak

So you are the raid leader then lol?

Nope, I'm just some mentally unbalanced wizard who somehow feels that getting to live through pulls is great!

I also was genuinely confused why you feel the need to try and put someone down who posted a good parse. Clearly, however, this just seems to be your 'thing'.