I totally would, because Mr. Fab is a serious minister of propoganda, but alas Faabio loves Freeble. You should hear them on vent.

Especially after Faabs went sex toy shopping. Half the men in our guild voted for the young nubile Freebster instead of either hot rat babe. Gay bonding Onyx style. AND now my room-mate now has a crush on Freeb-a-licious because he's SO cute, and so blah blah blah ...