Keigo had IRL sex with my Wife, AB Server Drama. - Page 21

Letum · 11-12-2007, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Calbiyum

You edited it I have a ? in.

A newb tactic my good friend. Your previous post clearly has an edit time 2 minutes after that of my post.

KelgorHAHA · 11-12-2007, 10:52 PM

Keigo, is the kinda guy you want to buy a bicycle for him, for his 80th birthday..

Reason being is when he gets it he'll want to ride it around the block, but not knowing abotu half way he'll roll back up to the house with his nutts in a chain....

Best part is, watching jen roll the bike backwards trying to get his nuttsack out w/ him still have 2 nutts left...

HEY JIN GO FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Broncas · 11-12-2007, 10:53 PM

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

Kuian · 11-12-2007, 10:57 PM

Fuck Broncas, don't lie that's the chat between you and Poopy

KelgorHAHA · 11-12-2007, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by KelgorHAHA

Keigo, is the kinda guy you want to buy a bicycle for him, for his 80th birthday..

Reason being is when he gets it he'll want to ride it around the block, but not knowing abotu half way he'll roll back up to the house with his nutts in a chain....

Best part is, watching jen roll the bike backwards trying to get his nuttsack out w/ him still have 2 nutts left...

HEY JIN GO FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH EHM GEE NUTS INNA CHAIN

Pink · 11-12-2007, 10:59 PM

Just amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More pls~

Talonis · 11-12-2007, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ailerynn

/sigh

I know some of you are getting a big laugh out of all of this, however can we please keep in mind that we have ceased just talking about a game but are talking about peoples' real lives here. Absolutely everyone who has posted I'm sure at some point has made a mistake in a relationship or made decisions they will probably regret for the rest of their lives. We have no business in the conversation at all and personally I think it was pretty childish of you Shin to post something like this in a public forum. This goes beyond Keigo's post on the guild website into something completely ridiculous.

I am not blaming you here Shin, you have a right to be upset, but no one here is completely innocent, especially all of you getting a kick out of reading someone's very RL drama. It's not our place to tell Shin what he needs to do or who to blame. EVERYONE is at fault, including him, which he has admitted. And for those of us who really care about them, we should all just STFU and let the 3 of them work this out on their own. All the drama and comments from the peanut gallery are not going to make any of them feel better or more justified in anything that has happened and will only fuel the fire for more hurt.

Personally I think this whole post should be deleted.

Abandon this reasoning. I tried this angle in the Cammy thread. Although your sensibilities may be irritated, the target audience and primary demographic here at EQ2Flames doesn't really give a shit. They want the drama brutal and bloody. They want it straight like an unfiltered Camel. It's OK to feel the way you do, though.

You aren't alone.

It's just that these fucking attention-depraved psychos keep bringing their RL dirt to the forums for the couple thousand drama junkies that love nothing more than to wrap the rubber around the arm, tap the vein, and inject some quality black tar drama. Can't stop...chasing the drama dragon...

aduros · 11-12-2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HaloChaos

I wanted to be in Soulforged and progress to the end game content, be a RPer thats highend. Thats what I've wanted out of this game. But I'm not going to sell my soul, aka, be in a guild where the guild leader is having sex, IRL sex, with my wife to do it.

Sounds like a fair trade for a crit robe.

kohath · 11-12-2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by KelgorHAHA

OH EHM GEE NUTS INNA CHAIN

Snakes on a plane?

Broncas · 11-12-2007, 11:02 PM

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.