Keigo had IRL sex with my Wife, AB Server Drama. - Page 30

Drasklin · 11-13-2007, 12:35 AM

Damn, you handled this better than I would. If i caught someone messing with my wife they'd be eating a 9mm round and I'd be acting surprised they left the game.

Seifer · 11-13-2007, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by AbbathEQ2

Orelia, you have been bonking all over Keigo for over a year now,

dam dude ur bush pig has been cheating on ur for a year

GO HOME

Oaklin · 11-13-2007, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Choombatta

Just remember guys......

No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit!

/agreed

aduros · 11-13-2007, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by pagansaint

No.

You didn't try to commit suicide, if people want to kill themselves they die. If they don't really want to die they don't follow through and get doctors and meds.

QFE

If go it would be quick and painless. Not lighting my ass on fire in the basement, so I can run around the house screaming and waking up half the neighborhood. Not only does that prove I'm an attention whore, but people have work in the morning, and need to sleep.

Corsica · 11-13-2007, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Gaige

Dude, lets face it: You were married to a fat girl with hairy arms who drew herself as a hot little anime chick.

You were emotional. On the one hand, you wanted to fuck the shit out of the hottie little anime chick your wife wanted to be, on the other hand you were married to shamu with arm hair and pigtails.

I don't think anyone with a penis is blaming you here, its all the crybaby vagina possessors who are jumping your ass because deep down they know if they don't keep on the treadmill and pay that $$$$$ to plastic surgeons, the route of shamu+arm hair is likely to happen to them and then their husbands will start trying to off themselves to.

You're painfully and realistically showing these shamu with armhair to be women the lengths that a man will go to in order to escape being married to bigfoot with pigtails.

I get it, and I'm with you.

As far as only getting mad when the other guy pissed in your yard, of course. I still get mad when my ex ex ex ex's fuck another guy. Once my peen is there her vag should be oncall in case I want it again. I can only imagine that feeling of possession increases with marriage, I mean ffs you actually went outside with Pigtailed Yeti and paid a lot of money for a ring. You deserve better. That bitches vag should be on your beck and call forever... even if she has balooned to five times the size she was when you married her and sprouted more hair on her forearms than Wolverine... the point is God invented the dark for a reason, and that reason was so you could stomach railing your wife's vag, the vag that you have done you duty to own.

Good point.

Now, as for the suicide as a cry for help thing: I don't see it. This guy is a military vet, and he comes home from war or whatever and the hottie he married as morphed into the monster from the mist. Fuck that. What choice does he have? Light himself on fire or forever be reminded that the buffalo he is married to now used to be a hottie with giant eyes and nice bubbly boobs because that cheating bitch won't quit drawing anime hotties!?

He had no goddamn choice! Poor guy.

wow... wow

HaloChaos · 11-13-2007, 12:38 AM

I had real intentions of doing it. Hell no one really knew about most of the times that I have except for my Phycharist. Wow I can't spell, flame me for that too.

Miroh · 11-13-2007, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by pagansaint

No.

You didn't try to commit suicide, if people want to kill themselves they die. If they don't really want to die they don't follow through and get doctors and meds.

When I was 15, I'm almost 26 now I took like 30 painkillers and 20 Tranquilizers. I walked past my mother and just said, "Goodbye, never forget me" and walked out the door, sat down and started smoking. Next thing I know I'm ripping the tubes out of my throat in the ER ><

Bigguss · 11-13-2007, 12:41 AM

Oaklin · 11-13-2007, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by HaloChaos

I had real intentions of doing it. Hell no one really knew about most of the times that I have except for my Phycharist. Wow I can't spell, flame me for that too.

Not worth it bro. I've had the pleasure of grouping with you on AB and your a good person. Nothing, especially a slutbag cyberwhore, is worth taking your life.

Miroh · 11-13-2007, 12:44 AM

Only took me one time to appreciate my life no matter how fucked up things can get. You should sit back and just think on past events, future events and let the reality sink in.