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Originally Posted by Legion
There isn't.
Don't like the relationship? Get out.
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Legion I want to suck you try after reading that /agree 110%
People who cheat are cowardly, insecure, hateful, spiteful, selfish, loveless, uncaring, manipulating, lying mother fukers.
Mike yea no joke or lie you do seem like a pretty bad husband, although when is a woman ever happy?
I know exactly what your feeling. About 3 years ago before I was with my current girlfriend, I was going out with this girl for about a year and basically she slept with one of my best friends. I booted her country ass to the curb, smashed my best friend into a hospital bed, and proceeded to drink heavily for a month solid, resulting in me losing my job.
What did I accomplish? A month binge of booze and pussy, it was fantastic. I completely forgot what I was missing being stuck at home watching a movie (boooriiing) all the time.
Going on the lash every day getting a different girl in a different club made me realise that I got a dick, and that my dick is a boa constrictor and at the time my boa couldnt be restricted to one gash. Ive never trusted a girl since and I doubt ill start any time soon. I love my girlfriend but I dont trust her for shit lol, not in this day and age anyway.
The girls are worse than the boys now, I mean look at the sluts on tv, Paris *suck-a-d1k-* hilton, and Britney *on-my-face* spears. Not forgetting Hilary *in-my-muff* duff... theyre all little slags that just want there snatch played with now and again. You think the average girl on the street is much different? Doubt it.
Mike name your penis... infact, ill name it for you. Your penis is now called Maximus.
Now dump that slut to the curb and take Maximus out for a night no the town. He likes warm wet places, and is indifferent when it comes to foliage. Show him a good time, but dont light that fuker on fire cos I doubt it'll work again.
Fact : Your wife, whether you want to admit it or not, is a two dollar whore. But unfortunately 90% of the female population are also two dollar whores. Do you have two dollars? Why not just go and get another whore.
Fact : Once a cheat, always a cheat. If you forgive her perminantly your a fool.
I admire your so far dormant anger, because if that was me I would have sliced and diced that bitch.
Remember : Treat maximus well, dont be feeding him fat hairy pigtailed sluts pls.