Obzidian

I thought this was going to be another "OMG Disso is breaking up wtfs!" but instead I am presented with the best thread I have read here in awhile.

/golf clap

Obzidian

Coerced

I regret to inform you that in order for you to be the illusionist mod your penis size has to be above average size. Better luck next time!

Malachani

How did this gem get unnoticed. Damnit Flaeme, you better bake that shit up! LAWL LAWL LAWL!!!!!

And I'll go ahead and ask... wtf do you do IRL Brin? Obviously busting a nut to tell us.

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Epitaphe

brin if your house is bigger than pinksi's then yes i ll support you as the new illy mod!!!

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Avaela

did everyone totally miss this? lol psych meds + eq2flames = ftl

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Laodaron

I move that idiots should be put in charge of class leader roles. Calalin being in charge only leads to real information being passed down. Idiots as this one here most definitely would put more people on the site.

Besides that, we saw from the Defiler fiasco how much fun retards offering information was. Make this guy mod, boot Calaglin(only cause he knows about the game) and lets have some real fun.

Tyla

Why would you voluntarily admit to having an inadequate penis on a site like this? That's tantamount to wrapping it in a raw fillet steak and dangling it in a pool full of piranhas...

I don't think he should be class leader of any board - but can we please keep him as a mascot LFG?

Celena

This honestly has to be the best thread I have ever read on this board.

Dont know how I missed it yestetday, but I have to g get a Clorax wipe now and remove the coffee I spit all over my keyboard.

Oh and Brin, this "real woman" is too old for you, but wil make sure none of her friends your age get near you.

They would laugh themselves into hysteria on the first date. Either that or assume they were on Candid Camera.

Eidt cuz I wandered over to eq2players to look him up. THIS is the biography of a "real man"? SOunds like the ramblings of a 14-year-old who just learned a few new curse words. Oh and check out his last name. Yup, real man. /laughs hysterically
FUCK BROKE DICK SHIT SERSLY I COULD FIND THESE BUGS IN 10 MINS OF GOD MODE!!!!!! WTF I AM NOT A PET CLASS!! IF YOU LIKE THE PET ON THE EPIC YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD AND NEED TO NEVR SAY SHIT AGAIN!!!!!

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Pitty

A polite "no" would've sufficed, its obvious he is on meds

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Israphil

The problem with your argument is, this board exists solely for people to get pleasure out of the idiocy of others. So yeah, a simple no would've sufficed, but when you combine batshit craziness with posting on a board full of jackals where you exist only to entertain others, you don't get a polite "no." You get your ass handed to you, and given that you sign up for it voluntarily, and post voluntarily, you deserve it. The OP is just another abortion that should've happened. But hey, it's only the 78th trimester; it's never too late to do the right thing.

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