Pryz

I personally am a fan of the Oasis card.

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Gaige

Just because you're fucking your boss at work in order to get a promotion into sales/management, don't go fooling yourself into thinking you suddenly are better than this forum, EQ2 and all of us that play it and post here.

As soon as your fragile little world comes tumbling down, and it will, you'll be right back here whoring yourself to whoever will listen. You're far too emotionally unstable to survive in the real world, as your actions so far have proven. How many random men have you lived with? How many random men have you ran away from home too?

You constantly bitch about your mom and your ex-fiance, and how they have you trapped and are stifling your life. You blame everything on everyone else.

Besides, I sat on the phone as you cried because Tangarth and Trumak were calling you my e-whore a few months ago. "It bothers me so much when people say mean things about me". So your silly facade doesn't fool me.

So enjoy fucking your boss and cleaning up dog shit while it lasts. Soon your mom, your boss and everyone in your real life will tire of you, again, and you'll be online looking for a place to run away too. You'll quit school, lose your job, be virutally homeless, and feeling terribly unloved and alone.

As for your inevitable return to the game, might want to do it on some new toons, because... well... just saying.

True, if I was solely devoting all my time to her, it would've been a huge waste. However, I'm a multi-tasker. I'm always talking to various chicks from Craigslist, Myspace, Bangme.net, EQ2, etc. Its like a revolving door.

I never put all of my semen in one honeypot, just saying.

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Cleansing the internet of e-whores since 2003! Just saying!

Nekhebet

You moved in with me after seeing me two times. You basically forced it upon me. "I have to leave where im staying, I cant afford to live in mammoth... I dont want to be homeless... CAN I MOVE IN WITH YOU?!"

Your poor boss, just tell him the odor is from like... I dont know, a childhood accident involving deep sea fishing. And that you REALLY ARE a good person and you REALLY DO LOVE HIM, and GAIGE, and VALANTHE, and ME, and BILL, and THAT GUY IN MAMMOTH YOU ARE GOING TO RUN TO WHEN YOU GET SICK OF YOUR BOSS.

Ill be ordering pizza from you soon enough. Ill see you on the slopes.

Phrozen

Very much so, I had to fill that void with other computer games. Btw, Assassins Creed = <3.

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Gaige

Such lies!

Cochy has special status, he has transcended BFF into LEGOLAND BFF which is like, amazing.

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Cleansing the internet of e-whores since 2003! Just saying!

Frogweiser

Was looking at it in best buy other day, the screenshots look amazing. Guess ill have to pickup this up for inbetween raiding.

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TANGARTH

are your nipples and snatch black irl?

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methulah

Fuck this thread turned epic. I'm sorry Katie, but Roscoe, Zach and Gaige aren't really giving the impression of pining for something they want back. In fact, they've managed to portray you as a filthy, needy and manipulative slut, and there doesn't seem to be a lot you say to defend yourself.

I remember Roscoe telling me about the shit you were doing, and I figured he must be exaggerating, because you seemed like a reasonable person. Then, I kept on observing as you became more and more mental, until the beginning of 2008, when us in Australia had just kicked our New Year's hangovers, Roscoe comes onto Vent and tells us what went down. You wanna seem like a reasonable person instead of a filthy, worthless whore? Explain how you started an online relationship with Zach when you were still living with, and dating, Roscoe. Explain how you told him that you were in love with Zach, and wanted to move away and leave Roscoe for him... on New Years. You may not have dignity, integrity or fidelity, but I guess we can agree you've got balls. Whore.

And we all know that you and Zach had been brewing behind the scenes for a while. You'd argue with Roscoe in level chat, always siding with Zach, then in Vent, you'd be lying through your teeth to Roscoe. Do you have no shame? I guess if the lies you've told about serious, serious issues, purely to manipulate the trusting, are anything to go by... no.

You didn't even hang around with Zach for that long before changing your mind and looking towards Gaige for validation. Good luck finding it, because by this stage you're clearly a unscrupulous slut, and you were never going to get treated with respect, because you didn't have any to begin with. If I recall correctly, you were going to fly your infested wound of a cunt over to Gaige and fuck him for a week, then not shower, and fly back to someone else and fuck them, too. Not as sexy as you think.

In fact, I've heard that you don't really like to shower that much. Does it get in the way of your manipulative whoring? Probably. In the end though, you aren't as sexy as you think you are, and you can fuck your boss for as long as you want, but at the end of the day, when that doesn't make you feel any better about your miserable existence, don't crawl back here, because we don't want your reeking, puss flowing slit.

LFG

My question is more in the nature of how many knuckles can fit simultaneously.

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Otis

Am I the only one who thinks those tits are ugly as fuck?

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John McMaverick